You rip open the giftbox to find ...

You and many others may have been lulled into a false sense of security by the gifts left by Zombie Santa, but beware! IT'S A TRAP.

Arm yourself! Don't let him get you! I hear he murders people by smashing their faces into the keyb-fafjkdeedddddddpppppppfjdskGHGJKDLFJAKLEJFKLWJAKLFJAewweiofjiwo

Nail Bat from Anonymous!

They aren't weird ): They are just warning you of impending doom XD