It goes to show... choose your words wisely. >o>

...good thing you don't use the expression "fuck me!"

My friends do that, too~. xD

OH GOD LOL. LOOOL.

HAHAHA, oh god. that's hilarious. i had a hickey once and i purposely burned my neck with my straightener to hide it. stupid move, but i was like 15. don't do that. just tell your dad you've got a really serious boyfriend then ask if he can come around. surprise your friend with an angry dad for revenge! ;)

I had a friend who would bite my arm in class all the time. "Oh Ted you're so cute! NOM" o.o

NiceXD Luckily I don't often use that expressionXD

I use that expression quite frequently. :P No one reacts to it except one of my closest friends, and that's only if I say it more then two or three times. She waits until she can catch me by surprise. ;~;

That is beautiful.

I always bite my friends. Perhaps show your friend this video to prevent him from biting you again in the future.

spread the love and bite him back. &;