So I'm doing my quests today and the first thing Saggitarius asks for is this:

I immediately went eeeeeewww, but I wasn't going to say anything until I read the description.

Why must you give me nightmares, Saggi??

D: This just furthers my theory that the wizard and he have a "thing" going on...

..... ......... eep O__O

Whoa, that's dirty. c; I like all the silly little descriptions for certain items. What a dirty mind you've got, Subeta.

Hm... He must want that for refreshment after frolicking on the beach? He kept asking me for swimsuits today. Pink ones.

Most of the stuff he asked me for yesterday were magic-related, like ingredients and also, he asked me for a lot of white clothing :o

I'll see what he begins asking me to get today ;)

win. xD

[EDIT] Oh god, I keep imaging the wizard going that O___O

-scared- D':

You know what's worse? Imagining the wizard and saggi together, romping on the beach. In little pink swimsuit.

Hairy legs, beard, wrinkles and all.

Well at least he's not asking for those maternity dresses he wanted a few months ago... >_>

.....I'm going to cry..... :(

THE IMAGES D':

My face has I read the description:

B|....8|....O___O....D8....8D

Sometimes I love you so hard subeta XD

I made less profit with him today than on a normal day. He kept asking me for items worth millions. Bastard. Maybe he's just pissed because he had a lover's quarrel with the Wiz.

I was wondering what happened, he was really mean to me too :( but now i know it wasn't me. Even after I cussed at him XD

I usually don't read the descriptions. It makes it easier to sleep at night.

Oh don't worry, it wasn't just you. He got some colourfully metaphoric langauge from me too, the bastard.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!! I knew Wiz was pervy, but Saggy too!??!

brb writing awkward fanfiction

D8 jk, I'm not that terrible

That's.. a very very scary thought.. I'll probably think of that every time I go to a wizard quest or one of his quests...