So I work with this guy who goes through women like underwear and a fellow co-worker came in as we were talking about it with him. The first thing out of her mouth was "Keep your mouse from poking around too many holes because otherwise, no more string cheese."

Suffice to say I chose poor timing to take a sip of Dr. Pepper. xD

So CC, heard any good ones lately?

Wow.... nothing to top that. O_o That's just weird. XD

Ridiculous euphamism = me