I am a zombie and want to try out the zapper, but I don't want to ruin my beautiful rotting skin. Will it cure me? And will the zapper antidote cure my zombie disease?

Probably a dumb question, but I don't want to take chances....

No. Neither the new Zapper feature or any of the new cures cure viruses.

The panic earlier was due to a glitch.

Phew, that's a relief! Thank you for the info!