Dec 14, 2024 1 year ago
Keith
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Eradication

the shoutbox is a legendary subeta institution—it’s been part of the site since practically day one. we shut it down a few years ago bc the legacy codebase was, frankly, a trash fire, and running live chat on it was… let’s just say ā€œa challenge.ā€ but guess what? IT’S BACK. better than ever, powered by our shiny new live thread functionality.

let’s take a little stroll down memory lane. did you know one of the first customizations on subeta was shoutbox backgrounds? back in the day, if you wanted one, you didn’t buy it or unlock it. no, you had to be friends with me to get one. šŸ˜Ž

(look at all these OG shoutbox backgrounds—pure chaos. mine are BAD) you can click this link and change the sb_keith.gif to any of these to see them. they're.... very of their time

the shoutbox was more than just a chat; it was a cultural moment. drama started there, ended there, and sometimes just looped infinitely. this was back when everyone was online all the time, so no tiny slight went unexamined. if someone so much as typoed, the shoutbox would light up. iconic.

sadly, i don’t have exact records of when the shoutbox first launched. our archives only go back to 2010 bc of a massive code meltdown that basically wiped everything before that.

(this is the ā€œfirstā€ commit for subeta—anything earlier is lost to time and bad coding practices. rip.)

but even in 2014, the shoutbox was still evolving:

(fun fact: frozen users were once able to use the shoutbox. not on purpose šŸ’€)

now, here’s the plan: i’m testing live threads as the new shoutbox format. why? bc it’s so much better—actual forum posts with history, easy moderation, and you can view it outside the tiny sidebar. plus, in a few days hopefully, i’ll add a widget for a more familiar vibe. welcome to shoutbox 2.0. šŸ˜

šŸ’– ✨ šŸ¤—

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March 18, 2026 (21 minutes ago)
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hannahharmin

Two years? Is that how long I've been dodging Kumos as much as possible? nervous laugh

March 18, 2026 (23 minutes ago)
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Keith

I'll make an announcement at some point! Lots of things in flight rn :)

March 18, 2026 (23 minutes ago)
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Keith

They've been on Kumos for two years - I'm moving features that are unique to Kumos (labels, the forum points) to the main site.

March 18, 2026 (37 minutes ago)
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hannahharmin

What are the award points for on the forums? Will you be making an announcement about them to explain?

March 18, 2026 (1 hour ago)
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MarchOnOff

Heart-attack! :D

March 18, 2026 (1 hour ago)
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Xoo

That was so quick!

March 18, 2026 (1 hour ago)
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Queer

yay!

March 18, 2026 (1 hour ago)
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Keith

and we're back!

March 18, 2026 (1 hour ago)
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Xoo

Oh wow! Yeah :0

March 18, 2026 (1 hour ago)
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hannahharmin

I'm getting a white screen on legacy.

March 18, 2026 (1 hour ago)
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SighFi

oh god did legacy just go down

March 18, 2026 (1 hour ago)
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Fadini

c:

March 18, 2026 (1 hour ago)
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Keith

yup!

March 18, 2026 (2 hours ago)
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taffyann

Should I file a ticket for my free fully mature Hook< I got the alert yesterday, checked today and I dont have it and have none. It did use one of my free virus though.

March 18, 2026 (2 hours ago)
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Moran

Ooh okay. Thank you Keith. I'm an avid restocker and haven't seen any rares in the shops I usually check. So I hope that it eventually goes back to working normally again. :3

March 18, 2026 (2 hours ago)
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Queer

i do think RSing is still kinda wonky rn, but it was much more painful when it wasnt happening at all! šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø

March 18, 2026 (2 hours ago)
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Keith

I did make some tweaks to the restocking (when I had to get it working again!) but it shouldn't have been anything drastic. I think the clearing code might not have been running correctly, which means shops "fill up" and can't add more items, like those rares!

March 18, 2026 (2 hours ago)
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Moran

Hmm... Have rares and ultra rares appeared less in the shops now? -chin rub-

March 18, 2026 (2 hours ago)
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Gigabug

I saw that right after I posted. That's perfect. Thank you.

March 18, 2026 (2 hours ago)
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Keith

you'll be able to claim the remaining free ones after it's over!

March 18, 2026 (2 hours ago)
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Gigabug

My skin finally progressed. On the next to the last stage now. I'm hoping it goes through smoothly to the final skin so I can get the two free ones before it over. I like all the little tweaks, its looking good.

March 18, 2026 (3 hours ago)
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Bliss

I'm no longer stuck!

March 18, 2026 (3 hours ago)
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Xoo

First time I've seen Legacy hang but Kumos be snappy heh

March 18, 2026 (3 hours ago)
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Bliss

Site is very slow 🐌

March 18, 2026 (3 hours ago)
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ZoeNox

I can finally use my wardrobe again! Yay! Thanks, admins!

March 18, 2026 (4 hours ago)
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Angelica

mine stopped to, Keith looked at it yesterday and they progressed, but I guess the bug happened again... I'm sure he'll look into it again

March 18, 2026 (5 hours ago)
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Moony

Hi all!! My strain seems to have stopped progressing. Also so happy to be able to play today, enjoying trying the new changes

March 18, 2026 (5 hours ago)
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SighFi

ahhh the site keeps slowing down </3 ;;

March 18, 2026 (5 hours ago)
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Lost_Sanctuary

Having SB back on Legacy is such a throw back! ;-; I'm so happy about it!

March 18, 2026 (5 hours ago)
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Angelica

Ugh, the only thing pushing my buttons rn is how the item preview disappears when we are no longer hovering an item on the wardrobe :/

March 18, 2026 (5 hours ago)
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taffyann

Very nice upgrades. I do like the rich rank though, hopefully it comes back. Also back to fast! yay

March 18, 2026 (5 hours ago)
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Ziorac

I suppose removing it while he works on it makes sense. I also like the new layout. ^^

March 18, 2026 (5 hours ago)
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hannahharmin

Richest user rankings are gone on our preference/dashboard page, which got a spiffy new look. Love the look too but ranking is gone.

March 18, 2026 (6 hours ago)
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Ziorac

I hope he fixes it! It's been broken for years and I'd love to know where I actually stand. :D

March 18, 2026 (6 hours ago)
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hannahharmin

No more richest user ? Or are you fixing it to show our proper ranking?

March 18, 2026 (6 hours ago)
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Bliss

Do not use the healer! I tried to get it to finish and now I'm back to stage 6

March 18, 2026 (6 hours ago)
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Angelica

strains stuck again? been on the same stage for 10+ hours

March 18, 2026 (6 hours ago)
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hannahharmin

Go to the Healer and click on "shouldn't I be infected?" See if the strain is there and get it restored.

March 18, 2026 (6 hours ago)
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allnightforever

Welp, wasted a million to get infected, matched with a specialist, and now the VIP Center shows me having to pick a new strain. Great 🫠

March 18, 2026 (6 hours ago)
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Bliss

I can't even post in fourms. Blank page