The Machine is a movie based on one of Bert Kreischer's standup routines. It has been twenty years since Bert robbed a train with the Russian mafia. While throwing a birthday for one of his daughters, Bert and his father finds themselves in trouble with the Russian mafia. It turns out that during Bert's infamous train robbery he had stolen a watch that is a family heirloom to a Russian mob boss. If Bert fails to find the watch not only will he and his father die, but his oldest daughter will also die. The Machine was released in 2023. It was directed by Peter Atencio. It stars Bert Kreischer, Mark Hamill, and Jimmy Tatro.

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