lmao the cutie hasnt moved in like 12 hours and my bf says that hes dead and we need 2 take him 2 a vet or bury him or smth but i think hes just playin around

Have u called it’s name to come over? If it doesn’t move or eat or anything I think u might have a problem lol

marcel we've talked about this, the dog is a plushie, it doesn't move

I’m so confused is this a real dog or not lol

if he's not breathing he's probably rly enjoying a deep sleep, dont pester him!

like 70% of the things i usually post, this is satire of an nc board

you need to capitalize the d in Dog

oh i didnt reealize this was satire i was nervois for a second

is that better

omg yes MUCH better ty for making this necessary change