I love my emowhale son but he is a ripe bastard if there ever was one. He’s constantly complaining about the food and books I get him - talking about how they’re boring or how he’s always had better - and still always consuming them? He is the stupidest picky eater too, his favourite foods are porridge and vanilla ice cream for heaven’s sake. my neebapets never did this 😡😡😡 what the heck subeta (that being said, it is pretty cool how the pets on here seem to be more expressive :))

Meanwhile Dennis (the club penguin looking mfer on my profile) is the sweetest goddamn thing ever, all he wants to do is to play with bubbles and sock puppets. He’s an emotional mess but I love him to bits, it’s just a shame he’s my dedicated labby so I probably won’t have a real face to associate with him for a while.

this was very cringe i’m sorry, i really shouldn't be investing this much thought into a vpet game

rayman sounds like a brat shall i kick his ass??

tell him if he keeps this up he's going 2 seaworld

He’ll be going to the https://subeta.net/explore/aquarium.php 😭😭😭

im going to tap on the glass aggressively at him

welcome to emo parenthood