...discover an item that's been on my WL forever.

I had this item at one point. And I fed it to my snake.

I don't even remember when this was but you'd think feeding a pet a WL item would be noticed.

I feel like a goddamned idiot.

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We all make mistakes, it happens. Sorry your pet got the item you wanted, maybe you'll get lucky and find another copy someday?