[[Hi guys. I thought you might enjoy this little gem I just submitted to notalwaysright.com from work this morning.]]

I pick up the phone and I immediately know it's a scammer.

Scammer: Hello this is...John from your computer's technical support. Me: Oh hello John, from not my computer's technical support. Scammer: Yes, hello...no, I am from Windows. Me: Oh, really? Are you sure? Scammer: I am from Windows, yes. Your computer is infected and I need some information... Me: Uh huh, I don't think so. You're a scammer. Scammer: Who told you I am scammer? Me: No one? I'm just not an idiot? Scammer: mood does a 180 Well f*** you, you son-of-a-b****! You are son-of-a-b**** you b****. Me: Well, that's a lovely vocabulary you have there. You have a horrible day now! said in my most syrupy-sweet customer service voice over him screaming incoherently in the background

I hung up and proceeded to laugh for the next minute. Seriously, why do these people even try anymore. Idiots.