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Aug 29, 2018 7 years ago
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With all the horrible and depressing news we see on a daily basis I want to take this time to point out a more light hearted story with no death or tragedy.

Horny Dolphin Closes French Beach

Dec 4, 2018 7 years ago
Witchcrvft
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Marie Laveau

omg! >.< that's so funny! lol

Dec 7, 2018 7 years ago
Taffy
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Sassyfras

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The dolphin gained popularity with tourists and locals because he liked to swim alongside boats and would allow swimmers to grab his dorsal fin and catch a ride. &quot;Then a few weeks ago he changed,&quot; the Telegraph writes.

lmao why is this describing every single dude I befriend lately? Just starting off all friendly and fun and then suddenly A Change.

Dec 16, 2018 7 years ago
dainty
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Wolfie

This has made me smile on an otherwise crappy day, thank you xDDD

Dec 22, 2018 7 years ago
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Pachimama

this is my worst nightmare, honestly. there's something menacing about dolphins. they're so... knowing.


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Jan 7, 2019 7 years ago
ufo
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Believe

I keep telling everyone, dolphins are horny devils and playing us all for fools.

Made me smile, thank you.

Feb 28, 2019 7 years ago
tweety12310
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Lol oh my gosh

Mar 4, 2019 7 years ago
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Cedany

Seriously: dolphins are the frat boys of the ocean. They have nasty senses of humor, and will try to grind on anything.

Mar 7, 2019 7 years ago
Ms_FroggiePixie
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Arizza

Thank you for posting this lighthearted story! I get so tired of all the violence and death in the news lately. So again thank you for making my day!

"May your day be a good one!" Ms_FroggiePixie

Mar 13, 2019 7 years ago
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LittleSweetiePie

I think everyone here should see a horny dolphin going at it with a dead fish haha go Youtube it, it's hillariously disturbing.

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May 17, 2019 6 years ago
Bliss
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This totally made me smile. Thank you. I am sad that he has found another coast to go to lol


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May 17, 2019 6 years ago
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I gotta admit I posted this so many months ago but everytime i get a ping back here it makes me smile so much <3

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