So I've really gotten into American politics since you know, the beginning of the end.

So I now own Collusion the (Soon to be Reborn) Wyllop.

So I'm going to do the TC in three sections. GOP. Trump. Dems.

But for the time being, can you just throw some general Political things at me or tongue in cheek insults to our Commander in golf cart?

So, first things first...LOL Secondly, I ran straight to SL to see if I could find the equivalent of a Cheeto and the closest I got was , so hopefully someone can think of something better.
And maybe and for a couple of his failed business ventures. I also kind of like , although I wish it was just Get Rich Quick. Also and

If I think of any other items that describe greed and dishonesty (applicable to all of the items you listed!) I’ll come back. :)

Thank you!

I haven't had a chance to look myself but I'm hoping to find some "Kid gloves" and something with tiny fingers. A sharpie, something with empathy, 2 telephones, Big red button, Diet coke, Golf things....

Anything about Russia. Maybe some pee related items. I'm quite excited about this hahaha.

GOP will obvs. be a spine, if there is one. A turtle for Mcconnel. Price tag. Guns. Not sure how to point out the whole "taking money away from poor people because we hate them" but I'll figure that out.

because GOP and Dems Maybe

I don't remember the names of any of the elephant minions off the top of my head

Brilliant! Thank you so much! Didn't even think about the Donkey/Elephant combo.

Alright so here's a handful off stuff that might be relevant:

Thank you!