tl;dr sprayed myself with bug spray like an absolute idiot

went into my bathroom this morning and saw a small spider on the shower. no problem, i'll just grab the bug spray and kill the little fuck so i grabbed the bug spray and made my way from the kitchen cupboard to the bathroom, and might i add i live in a small studio so nothing is like... far anyway somehow on the 0.2 second walk from the kitchen to the bathroom i forgot what i was doing muscle memory kicked in and, feeling the can in my hand, my fucking muscle memory must have thought it was deodorant bc i fucking. sprayed myself in the chest. with bug spray

maybe it's bc i'm still half asleep but i'm proper wheezing i can't believe this can't wait to tell my mates when i see them honestly |D

Well, at least you won't have to worry about spider bites....

LMAO YEAH that's a positive i guess |D

"Ah, I see you're enjoying the "Premium Pesticide" fragrance from our lovely women's collection. Can I interest you in a free sample? "

you kid but i would?? honestly?? be 110% on board with cologne that also acts as bug repellent especially now that mosquito season starts u __ u

. Thats an amazing idea. You're a genius. O.O

That's hilarious as fuck, lmfao. And totally something I would do. Actually, I killed one of those little fucks with hairspray this morning, because it may have moved before I could get the proper spray to murder it with, so it died a very sticky death. Important part though, it died.

If your skin gets irritated make sure you've washed it all off and then put a fragrance-free lotion on yourself!!! That stuff can dry a person up!!!

omg that reminds me of this |DD

boop

thanks! o u o don't worry tho i proper scrubbed my chest with soap~ (only because i hate showering in the morning orz)

Haha, that is pretty great actually. I have walked into a room and forgot what I went for many times. I don't think I have ever sprayed myself with bug spray though... xD

LMFAO!!!

Ah, muscle memory moments. Happens to the best of us.

This reminded me of something that wasn't one though. Some years ago I found a silverfish in my bathroom and grabbed the largest and flattest object I could find in the room, one of my swim fins to smash it. I hit the bullseye but the damn thing LIVED. It was smashed flat but still strutting about! I freaked and bailed.

I'd rather spray my chest with bug spray than see that again!

omg hahahahaha happened to me too, but without the bugs spray! it was febreeze instead of deodorant but still quite DUMB hahahaha

omg hahahahaha happened to me too, but without the bugs spray! it was febreeze instead of deodorant but still quite DUMB hahahaha