Do you know this moment when all of a sudden you remember something awkward you did and you feel ashamed even though it's long over? Maybe it helps to write it down!

Imma start mildly: When I was a 12yo Kid on DeviantART, I learnt so many cool new english words, like "Awesome", "Awe-Inspiring", and "Awful" - so I ran around commenting how awful I found a lot of the art, by which I meant "It fills me with Awe"...

To be fair, thats the logical conclusion one should draw from that word when breaking it down into parts.

I really don't have returning embarrassing memories, because NO REGRETS!!! but I did split my pants at work on a day I wore no underpants. I know of several people who could have seen it but only one sweet woman had the guts to tell me XD

I have this problem with getting my words out sometimes and I'll say the wrong word even though I'm thinking the right word, or I'm thinking too quickly and the words get mashed together. My 'friends' love to make fun of me for it.

I also have trouble getting my words kind of lispy on the phone, even though I don't have a lisp. I just kind of blur the words sometimes. I think it's an autism thing...even though I'm barely on the spectrum. I'm always embarrassed of it when it happens.

This one time when i was like, 4 or 5? -prolly why i remember it so vaguely- my family was going on a trip somewhere by car and i insisted on.. sitting on my uncle's.. lap..

In my defense, i did not want to be squeezed inbetween my grandparents nor sit on the back with mangoes! Now, whenever i look back i wish i hadnt got my arse off the bed that day.

Tf why am i telling you this? Oh well.

Putting under a spoiler because it's filed under Yikes(tm).

I know lots of people who talk weirdly in some way. I talk so fast not even my parents sometimes understand me :D If your 'friends' make you uncomfortable with that maybe you could tell them in a calm situation. I have some friends who constantly make jokes about each other, but they are aware of what hurts and what doesn't~ In general it's not a thing to be embarrassed about cause it's just how it is~

I got another one: I wear a lot of punk and goth attire. When my dad helped me move, he pulled up one of my dresses and asked "What's that?" - I causally replied "A bondage dress." I meant the style, not thinking about the implications...

so, i have a pretty hard time remembering faces like i have literally walked by my friends and family without realising who they were because i just....... didn't recognise their faces orz I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT THO I SWEAR but at uni this is extra bad bc i know so many people and literally sometimes will walk by friends and ignore them but i don't mean to be rude and get so embarrassed it's awful ; __ ;

this is more funny than embarrassing but here goes:

when i was 16 and lived with my parents, we lived some 5-10 minutes from a big and important hospital. in the opposite direction, there was a train station with the same name some 20 minutes away i was walking my dog and this guy in a car pulled up to me and asked how to get to the hospital. thing is, he just said the name without specifying the fact it was the hospital, so i assumed he meant the station. i told him he was going in the opposite direction and gave him directions to the station. he seemed confused but thanked me and turned around at the roundabout

literally ten seconds later i realised he meant the hospital ;;

I get that face thing a lot while I'm at work. I'll be checking some guy out like ooh we never get attractive metalheads in here OHWAIT thats my husband. My own mother followed me around one day waiting for me to notice her and had to physically touch me before it registered that she belonged to me. Lucky for her, I usually give a hard elbow to anyone who touches me without warning...

omg lmao i'm the same at work tbh, one time one of my coworkers stopped me in the street and waved at me and i literally had no idea who she was?? at first i thought she was a coursemate but then she was like, hey are you going to the office? and i was like.... oh i guess we work together |'DD

i have so many it's almost sad lol.

first one, when i was younger (like second grade) i really had to pee & i had gotten on the bus & the bus hit a bump and i couldn't hold it so i peed my pants on the bus & had to walk to the front when i got off in shame.

and another one, i was in 9th grade and i had just gotten a bunch of new clothes and this girl who lived down the street wanted to borrow a new sweater that i had just got. i left it on my floor and my cat ended up throwing up on the corner of it and i didnt know it. so i rushed to school without checking and i didn't notice until i had given her the sweatshirt. apparently, she noticed when she wore it.

will update with more when im not strapped for time LOL

These are good ones XD Not my story, but a classmate of mine one day randomly became incontinent. He was mortified, but I was very happy to see that nobody made fun of him but everyone just made sure to get him out of this situation ASAP~

Also what is your HA background and can I maybe steal the idea from you?

yeah of course!! it's the layered under c:

Oh right I saw that one :D Cool, thanks!

When I was like 14 I was playing tag with my little sisters friends (who were like 10 or 11) and I kept accidentally smacking this one boys butt? Like I kept trying to get his back but yikes I did it like twice and he probably didn't think much of it but I hate how much I think about it

when i was 12 maybe i was on scouts camp we had these kangaroo shaped crisps i was walking with another scout and as i bit the tail from one of these kangaroo crisps, i (loudly) said 'nice ass' some kid in front of me obviously thought i was talking to him, so without thinking i kind of screeched 'I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE KANGAROO'

Five years old. My grandfather was dying of lung and brain cancer. My aunt, uncle, and cousins (their kids) were in his room saying their goodbyes. I walked in with him. My pap pap looked at me and said, "you're not part of this family", and I ran out. I don't remember what happened after that.

I also remember getting a doctor set from someone as a kid at my mam mam and pap pap's house, and I asked my cousin if he wanted to play doctor. The adults all laughed. I didn't know why, and I cried.

That sounds so sad D: Both of them D: