is trying to kill you. The protagonist from the last movie you watched it going to be protecting you. How will you fare?

For me..

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Hero from Date or Die is trying to kill me.

And Thomas from Smoke Signals (the guy in the glasses) is trying to protect me.

Hero doesn't like killing. But she can if she wants to. And Thomas doesn't even defend himself. I don't like my odds.

The Tetriminos vs Zegg the Monster Machine. I'm so boring. -Shuts off TV.-

Mae from Night in the Woods is trying to kill me, but I'm being protected by (Lego) Batman. Nice. Think I'm all good.

Cadence from Crypt of the Necrodancer is trying to kill me, but I am being protected by John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone) from Demolition Man.

So Cadence wants to kill me in the near future while retro/synthwave music plays in the background and I have to escape by jumping to the rythm while Spartan has to get used to a future with no guns and rythm based heroism. (Also he has to collect three seashells for a power up)

The cops from Super Troopers will definitely protect me from the Grestin Border Checkpoint Guard from Papers Please.

YOU BOYS WANNA GO TO AR-STOTZ-KAAAAAAAAAA?

Omega Boost vs Damien Bukes from Kill Comand. A fifty foot tall time traveling mech against a tech-hating remnant of human-based armies. It'll go to whoever wants it more.

Main character from Pokemon Moon (I named him Rin but not sure of the canonical name) vs Star-Lord (Guardians of the Galaxy) XD

Tiz from Bravely Default VS John Wicke.

...Oh no. Ohhhh nooooo... TIZ RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

I'm gonna get murked by Shadowman while Michael Moore looks on in horror. At least it'll make good footage for a documentary!

The smol pixel viruses of Dr. Mario are trying to kill me. Hap from The OA will be protecting me...

Not sure this ends well uh! lmao He will probably just try to kill me too tbh!!

Commander Shepard from Mass Effect vs Duncan Vizla from Polar. I'm not sure about my odds, but that would be a pretty epic fight...

I think his official name is Michael??? But I've been playing Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness

i played some lets go eevee yesterday so... my eevee is trying to kill me??? but it's okay, because captain marvel will save me haha

Aabcehmu (Soul Caliber III version OC) is squared against Chris from The Magnificent Seven.

I wonder why I'm being stalked by her, I'm a Soldier Vioran.

since i don't play any games really i will use subeta, it's still a game right?! so The Rift is trying to kill me. Becca from PEN15 will save me (doubt sooooo lmao).

Kora of Lightseekers (huh?!) And Doodle from Sunny Day is protecting me.

I prefer the beautiful death.