if the topic already exists please lock .

a dead rat , stepping on poo , a hot chick , etc .

You sort of look awstruck so I am guessing hot and sexy centaur

You look satisfied; got your latest target with your mini ray gun, eh?

Probably just committed a successful heist.

sugar xDD

butt ache due to saddleless riding .

An experiment gone wrong...

High doses of caffeine before a test.

Someone or something cute you saw.

That does kinda sound like me :)

Ummm.... Someone cutting the cheese?

Watching The Notebook

backstage passes to bon jovi :)

Somebody just gave you a very unwanted mental image.

hearing lame excuses from bumbling boyfriend .

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE you have no emotions you are a robot ;-;

You catch someone baby talking their dog embarrassingly and you're not sure how to respond.

Gurl wth happened to your HA?! (I like it :3) And you are seducing someone, obviously.

You look somewhat unimpressed , so I would say someone did something extremely idiotic.

You seem, hmmm how to put it? You seem surprised, someone you didn't expect to see probably just walked through a door and back into your life.

You just sneezed after someone sprayed cinnamon powder all over your face. :'D

ffffffffff late. I feel like you're reacting to a raid of camera flashes while putting on a pose.