SubetaLodge says they are in the Millionaire Center. They are listed as Artifacts but they are nowhere to be found in MC. Are they found somewhere else or are they actually retired and just not listed as retired? I need them for the achievements so just wondering. Also what do they do?

They are retired as far as I know and will, hopefully, be unretired at some point during this event.

They give you different temporary overlays for your avatar, found here

Thank you so much, I hope so too!

Lovitol is adorable!!

staff has indeed threatened to unretire these items. Usually when they do this it takes less than six months so I really would expect it to happen very soon.

I've got my extras from years ago priced at less than going cost, and they're still not selling. Ah well.

I really hope they do unretire them for the event (at least the ones tied to achievements, that would be awesome. I am an achievement hoarder,lol.