...you thaw your pizza at your desk by setting it on top of your lamination machine. headdesk

Yeah. I'm a first-class cook, bitches. XD

So what crazy/weird shit do you get up to at work?

I can't have food around me even if it is frozen, I would end up nibbling from it :'(

Yeah, I hear you. Sometimes when I go on break, I can't be arsed to heat up my food and I just eat it as is if it's something already cooked.

So this happened before work, but I feel like the stress of my new job has been getting to me. My morning commute the other day was insane.

It started with me taking the wrong street to drop off my dog. Then I followed that brain fart with merging onto the interstate before realizing I was going south when I needed to go north. I somehow got to work on time but not before noticing I also managed to forget my lunch.

Never underestimate the danger of too little sleep!

I ended up carrying around a little bag of live crickets while doing errands for a friend. (he keeps wee little toads) and so the whole time I felt like I was in the awkward section of a cartoon, me standing there quietly and my bag chirping.

I work at a restaurant as a server and there's a million jobs I perform and I have to jump from one think to the next. So I end up holding on to things in my apron randomly. Tea bags. Staplers. Scissors. Wrapped silverware. Lots of random pieces of paper.

The best one was I couldn't figure out why my apron was so heavy so I emptied it and found pieces of a cup I had broken earlier and I just put them in my apron instead of throwing them away.

I refuse to take vacations. I don't want to go to an empty house for two weeks. I'll rest when I'm six feet under.

My current work drives me crazy when i start writing the same thing over and over, with lightly different words, and hope i pass copyscape -.- [my client is both crazy and retarded]

i worked as a cashier for a small supermarket, and every other weekend i had to work the whole day, for two days in a row. [so i had 2 days in a row of 16 hours.] i had about 3 or 4 hours of sleep in between. the last 2 such weekends before i quit, i didnt manage to hear the alarm and wake up. i woke up at the hour i was supposed to start my shift.. u.u

the least amount of sleep hours i can manage to function is 5.. i have no idea how i did it, now looking back on it..

Oh, how I loved working at an onion packing joint. I lost weight, and despite the hectic pace I still struggled to sleep. Too bad the owner died...

I worked at one place where since I lived the closest to the place, I was expected to pick up the slack when coworkers couldn't make it in for whatever reason. I didn't mind until it started turning into a case of I was picking up so many hours and the second I needed something, a huge production was made out of it. Like how dare I have needs of my own.

I'm a student veterinary nurse, and I can't see an old limping dog in public now without visually trying to analyse which leg it's sore on.

Showing people pictures on my iPad is a bad idea because when they swipe to see the next one theres a high chance theyll come across some gruesome photo of an amputated leg or a dissected heart

Also I used to hear the work phone ringing while I was at home and be like oh shit there's an emergency, or hear the work doorbell

Oh and coming home and realising that my bra is full of claw clippings, there's blood on my top, fur in my hair, and a cat testicle has somehow ended up in my pocket along with a used syringe and some scraggly bandage

I work at a weighbridge for a commercial garbage dump, and it's pretty darn quiet most of the day.

So I brought my laptop in! Sometimes I play time management games, sometimes RTS, sometimes even clicker games. After about a month, I asked my supervisor about me doing this. Turns out it's actually encouraged, especially at the quieter sites. So now I get paid to noodle about on my computer four days a week. Pretty neat, if you ask me.

Im a lead barista in a fancy espresso bar. Think Italian. I have highly abused the "free coffee" thing. I have reduced to pulling shots of espresso and just taking them straight. about 5 times a day on top of the other stuff i drink. I swear i am going to die of caffeine overdose

Any job drives me crazy thats why I dont work anymore and decided to just retire lol,, good luck to all of you at your jobs,,

Really depends on the people. Worked at McD's....on my feet entire shift....lost weight even eating there....clothes fit great....but there is always that 'ONE' co-worker ..... often a 'pretend' wannabe manager that can ruin the day by just appearing ... and then he opens his mouth. Everyone else there (most were from the Philippines) were absolutely tremendous people and workers but this pretend manager never acknowledged or appreciated any of their work or dedication. All he could say was ....faster...faster....faster. Wierd rule was you had to have a car to be promoted to assistant manager because it was open 24 hours and no buses after midnight. So glad to leave but still miss the great co-workers. See them occasionally when shopping and so happy to hear they have other jobs.