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Dec 13, 2016 9 years ago
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Chitauri

EDIT : I realize that this is extremely long, a little bit later. Feel free to skip my post and tell me your own random 'going out with buddies' story. I wanna hear them! :D
I just had the craziest night!
My fiance and I work together, and after work decided to go out with a coworker. After a couple of shots and beers, we convince him to stay up long enough to go to another bar, as ours was closing down. Instead, after some light debate, we ended up going bowling.
When we got there, my guy and I both left to go use the restrooms. The arcade and whole place was huge and empty, so I made my guy wait for me so I wouldn't get lost. (I'm pathetic, I know.)
When we came back together, our buddy was leaning over the counter, his head in his hand. He shook his head, his face red and disappointed. "I'm sorry, guys. I'm so sorry guys. We're going to jail." My guy and I laugh in response. "What, man? What did you do?" He shakes his head, shrugging, looking completely distraught. One of the only two attendees working (they are both across from us right now) chimes in, "We can hear you..." he walks to the left and picks up the telephone, showing us it. "We have been listening. We already called he cops. You have two minutes." Both of us are shocked, and not sure what to make of it. The employee seems apologetic, and mentions "There is a back door. They won't be out that way. Two minutes." My guy is stuck with 'What?' on his face, and our buddy still has his head in his hand in defeat. I grab my guys hand and call our friend and say, "Let's go!", striding towards the exit. IDK what we could be in trouble for, but we had been drinking and getting out within two minutes seemed the best response at the time. xD My guy follows me, and we are near the far back exit, realizing that our coworker didn't follow. As we turn around, exasperated, one of the attendees runs up. "I'm sorry, guys, it was a joke, it was just a joke!" Ohmygosh. Our buddy walked around the corner, laughing hysterically.
It doesn't end! It was my first time bowling in ten years, and I didn't hit a single pin for the first two rounds. Then, three strikes in a row! Woo! I still end up in third place compared to them, but it was a proud moment I thought was worth mentioning. :P
We ran to get a water from the bar and came back to him in a random bowling pin costume. He was a bowling pin with a skirt and polka-dot panties, which he was flashing me. I don't know where he got the suit, or how he managed to completely switch over before we returned. It was the most random thing ever. :O
At the end of the night, as we leave through the arcade, I say that we should come back sometime to play the arcade games and push red buttons. We are literally one foot out of the automatic doors, when our buddy stops and looks at us. "I want to spend my money." I agree. "Me too! But they're closed, right?" He turns around, bolting into the maze of lights, hollering back, "I want to spend my money!" At first we were like, 'Okay we lost him again, lets meet up later. Mind as well play some games.' but all of the games were already closed out. So we wander around searching for him. He was our ride, btw. We asked the only person near us in the arcade (three people total working this place lol) if he had seen a guy running around crazy with a beard. "Yeah, he ran that way." We saw one of the previous attendees, and a solo gamer, and asked them as well. They all pointed a certain direction, saying that they had seen a guy with a beard running around and was wandering what he was doing. 'I thought that it was odd.' We called out for him, and called for 'Weirdy McBeardy', our sudden nickname for him, to no avail. Was he hiding behind a machine until the place was closed? What did we get into by buying those fireballs? Eventually we are pointed into a big circle back to the entry, and the first guy that we had asked admitted that he left as soon as we turned our backs to the door. He was outside in his car, a sole image in the deep fog that had accumulated. He had his heater on and music playing, and he looked completely cool and collected as he waited for us.
I just. I couldn't believe what happened. Needless to say, we will definitely be hanging out with this dude again.
Anyone else ever been completely played like that?! I've never been through anything similar before! Tell me your funny stories!

Dec 13, 2016 9 years ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

"Take one for the team" They said. I was invited to a concert and that was the excuse to go out that time. The show was great, and I had fun for once. When it was over they got some "friends" to go have other fun. I got the short end of that stick.

And what happened? She turned me down, like I was any worse than her. Least to say I won't play anymore.

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Dec 14, 2016 9 years ago
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Chitauri

Ohmg well now we know to stay away from 'take one for the team' scenarios. xD At least the concert was fun, right? Did it at least include a band that you liked? xD

Dec 14, 2016 9 years ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

Six Feet Under, which doubled as an assignment for a music course. Even got my notes autographed.

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