Here's mine:

An Idiots Guide to Constructive Criticism

This will help all the people out there that were not born with common sense and manners when they decide to try and give their opinion in matters of art and all things creative! How helpful! Rarity: 195 An Idiots Guide to Constructive Criticism has been read to Graphite! Graphite says, "You call that literature?"

I had just purchased all of the Omen Island map pieces from user shops... and as soon as I bought the last piece I found one from an event. I just about died of anger and hilarity.

Crypts Random Event

As you are walking along, you find a Little Ghost Buddy on the floor! You quickly pocket it.

...gee, I hope that wasn't the soul of a lost explorer... o,0

While walking around, you stumble across a [item2=Cherry Cheese Danish] Some other pet must of dropped it. Kind of glad i didn't step on it... It looks so Yummay! :D This [item2=Dandybunny] has decided to stay with you rather than flit through life.

Italian Textbook has been read to Sielu! Sielu says, "This has angered me."

French Textbook has been read to Sielu! Sielu says, "Please do not read that to me again"

he just really does not like romance languages huh