So, lately I stay up at night and reply my most embarrassing stories OVER AND OVER again.

Here is one: I was trying to impress this guy at school. I kind of knew his schedule... so I decided to make sure he noticed me. What I did was run as fast as I could in front of him so he would think "Damn, that girl has speed" WELL CLUMSY ME, I fall face down and bust my ass so hard. I got up quick...dusted off...and I couldn't even walk straight. I limped my sorry ass all the way to class.

He left school and I didn't see him for years. Came back years later and I decide to talk to him...he asked me if I remember him from the school we used to go to..I said "OH YOU WENT TO MY SCHOOL???"

I'm curious to hear yours as well.

Walked up to the 'podium' in fifth grade to give a speech. Opened my mouth and belched. Gave my speech, took a step down and farted.

I had like the worst stomach ache ever after college one day. I limped my way to the bus stop doubled over, everyone was staring at me but I was literally in too much agony to care. As I was walking, a giant scraggy pigeon took off and flew into my face, I screamed in shock and then did the biggest belch known to humankind. To make it worse , the bus was late, so I had to sit there for another half hour with all these strangers staring at me... It was three years ago but i still think about it every time I see a pigeon :P

People's embarrassing stories give me life, haha! I don't really tend to get embarrassed easily, but I've definitely had some moments...

I used to dog walk for this one company, and I was taking one of my dogs back up to his apartment. I was by no means quiet bringing him in and the lock was loud, and I walk in and hear rather... inappropriate noises and realize I've just walked in on one of my clients 'doing the do.' I was going to just ditch the dog and my walk report and leave, but the dog took off with my leash attached (which in hindsight I still should have just left...) but I was like, 'uhhh... I'm so sorry, he's got my leash!' And so the girl and guy came out and we had this awkward talk about her dog and they apologized, and I just wanted to crawl into a hole and die. Never felt so awkward in my entire life.

I also went on a trip with a few friends from college a while back, and my one friend's older brother and I were... hella flirty with each other. Somehow we all ended up in the room I was sleeping in, and he went to sit down on the chair and a pair of my underwear was just... chillin' there and he saw and was like, 'you left these...' and I was like, 'kill me.'

That moment when you are browsing a tumblr tag and someone corrupted it with shitpost and it's basically full of sex gifs trash.

Make it x10000 when you are looking for something for your mom and SHE'S RIGHT THERE FFS.

I used to work at a place where I had to stand in a parking lot and point to where drivers needed to go.

One day, I was standing by some flowers. There was a huge wasp buzzing all around me. I have a fear of buzzing bugs, so I started flailing around and whimpering. Then, a driver in a packed car came by. I really was done for the day after that. XD

Another time is when it was the second week of 7th grade or 8th grade I dont remember, and I was at the cafeteria. I got up and realized I had bled all over the cafeteria chair, and my pants and sweater were stained (mind you a cafeteria full of middle schoolers and I was all the way in the back) I immediatley started crying to the point where I couldnt breathe, my counselor had to call my mom to pick me up and the whole time I was crying "I want my sister".

That is so hardcore! :)

When I was in second grade my whole school had a huge end-of-the-year celebration where we had activities all day. Since we didn't stick to routine, I didn't go to the bathroom at all that day and held it in. At the end of the day, everyone picked a partner to walk to this huge field and sit in a circle with, and this boy I'd always been good friends with picked me and we held hands to walk into this sunny field, awww. By then I had to pee so bad, I thought, if we could just get to our place and sit down in the grass, I could pee discreetly and hope no one will notice. Second grader logic, lol. No such luck. We were so close, I started pissing in the middle of walking, my little friend noticed and let go of my hand, gave me this look like "wtf, I thought you were cool" and some teacher ushered me into the office and gave me a pair of big ol' "accident" pants to wear until I was picked up. Coincidentally we moved out of town that summer, not because of this incident, and I never saw or heard from that kid again. :D :(

I wasn't feeling well and told my mother, she had a minor "you're going to school you're fine fit" and when I didn't argue with her, she should have taken note. (my mother is not strong in the small details). Anywho, we get about four stops in and I bolt from the back of the bus to the front, shoving people aside like wheat chaff. As soon as I'm off the bus, I hurl my poor guts out. I proceed to do this at EVERY stop (though now i'm sitting at the front) from there to school...and I have to keep ducking out side doors on the way to the nurse, so she can call my mother to come pick me up. I used that as leverage for a long, long time. XD

Oh wow, that's tragic :O how old were you?

Actually, it wasn't that bad. I was in either junior high or high school and I was so sick, I could care less about what anyone might think or say. To which, they said nothing. XD Ever. Maybe they were afraid i'd hurl them aside or puke on them? =0P I dunno. I remember that incident clearly, my mothers guilt and that i suffered no reminders other than my own brain's horror at all the vomiting. nods I mostly treated other students like you're supposed to treat animals; no eye contact, no sudden moves, back away slowly. I was much more likely to approach animals than my classmates and in school i usually had my nose buried in a book. ^.^ At this point in my life, I find that episode rather humorous! Though I am amazingly glad I managed to not vomit on someone or on the bus. I'll call that a win. XD

When I was in 5th grade, I was super innocent and naive; apparently the rest of the class was not. I was in a book group and the teacher asked about the weapon a pirate used in the book we were reading. The answer was a dirk, and I knew it, but being shy I messed up when I answered and said "dick." Everyone was laughing and the teacher called my mom. I never knew what I said wrong since I didn't know what a dick was at the time. :P