I am not sure if this is the right topic or not, but I think it is not so art-focused and more of a casual social activity.

The rule is quite simple, tell me what you like me to draw and I will delievered a rather crummy doodle. To make it a little more exciting, you have to pay for the art in for of a joke or a short story.

What I really want is to relax and tried to draw again. Lately, I am extremely distracted and unable to focus on one thing.

At first, my art will be extra crummy becasue I will use Sketch Toy. Later this week I will change in to traditional pen art.

Here is what to expected from my 25 miniutes doodle. It will get better though. http://sketchtoy.com/67269206

This sounds fun!! Are you still doing this??

Also, I like your art, even though you call it a "crummy doodle". :P

Yes, let's kickstart it. :) And thank you.

Awesome!!

Could you doodle... one of my pets... Granuaile or Teslar?

Ok... here goes a joke. It's been one of my favourites since I was young.

So there was a shopkeeper who didn't know much English. He was taught only to say "$2.50", "yes" and "if you don't, someone else will!" in that order. So a customer walks in. Customer 1: How much are these bananas? Shopkeeper: $2.50 C1: Are they fresh? S: Yes! C1: Should I buy these? S: If you don't, someone else will!

So the first customer buys them. Then another customer walks in...

Customer 2: How much are these oranges? Shopkeeper: $2.50 C2: Are they sweet? S: Yes! C2: Should I buy these? S: If you don't, someone else will!

So the customer buys them and leaves. Then a robber walks in. Robber: How much money do you have? Shopkeeper: $2.50 R: Are you kidding me? S: Yes! R: Should I shoot you? S: If you don't, someone else will!

Disclaimer: I hope it's ok to joke about a robbery at gunpoint on this site... xD I can't remember the rules about that. If not.. let me know, admins! I'll remove it.

I'm going to move this over to Chit Chat.

I wish my art was that 'crummy'! It looks lovely.

A joke I enjoyed recently: “I’ll never find a man,” a young woman at a wedding complained. “Never give up,” an older woman told her. “Every pot has a lid.” I heard someone pipe up " although sometimes you're just a frying pan".

Here. http://sketchtoy.com/67388435
Wanted to use something beside SketchToy, but none is as easy to show redraw.

Thank you.

Aw, thank you. Now what do you like me to draw?

A shocking study finds that students in all levels use a cheating technique involving having the answers in their heads.

A chibi paralix with a cozy scarf on would be amazing (and super cute in your style). If you feel comfortable with it. If you prefer humans any HAs from the StyleFile link in my signature would be fine.

Here it is. http://sketchtoy.com/67403188 I actually quite bad at drawing humans, heh.

Ok, what do you like me to draw?

Aw, thank you for the teapot! Thank you very much.

Everyone can just ask again. I will simply draw when I have free time, so ask away, don't worry!

Cute as a button, thank you so much! It's neat to watch it come together c:

My pleasure!! ^^

this is such a clever idea, not to mention what a sweet thing it is. i've been coming up with a few really really bad jokes that I am very proud of, so i'll just put them all here for one lil drawing. I think a dratini would be lovely in your style.

Q: why did the time traveler decide against building a second jetty in the past? A: it would make a paradox.

Q: what do you call a sick bird violating quarantine? A: illegal

Q: what do you call a fangirl mosquito A: a moSQUEEto

and this is the all time worst

Q: what did the broadway singer who was bad at minecraft say A: i had a dream my house would be so different from this shell im building

and since i love talking as much as possible and also love mythology here's a story! I believe this has scandinavian origins.

Long, long ago, a king and queen were trying desperately to conceive, but they could not. The queen visited an old crone deep in the woods and asked for her advice. She told her to simply eat two peeled onions before bed, and that it would give her twin boys. The queen thought, well, hey, what's there to lose, and ate two onions before bed. But she realized after eating the first onion that she had not peeled it. She quickly peeled and ate the second onion, thinking it should make no difference.

Shortly later, enough to be concerning, the queen gave birth to twin boys, but the first came out as a snake-like monster, a Lindworm, a huge serpent with a dragon's head and two clawed arms. While he is monstrous, explosive, and jealous, the second twin is perfect in every way, and is raised openly as the prince they all wanted, while the Lindworm is kept hidden.

When the prince comes of age and sets off to find a wife, the Lindworm advances on his parents, demanding to be given a bride before his brother gets one. They comply, sending him girl after girl, but with each one, he is displeased, and with each one, he eats her alive.

In the meantime, a poor shepherd's daughter goes to the same old crone in the woods, seeking happiness and financial stability and slightly better living conditions than plague. The crone tells her she's in luck, because a prince is looking for a princess, and sends her off with the advice that when she meet him, she should be wearing every dress she owns.

So the last suitor comes in, overstuffed in many, many dresses. The Lindworm is 1. confused, 2. indignant, because he 1. can't see his prospective bride, and 2. can't eat something in 30 dresses. He tells her to take off all those dresses, but she tells him that for every dress she takes off, he must shed a skin. After all, it's only fair. He agrees, and she takes off dress after dress, and he sheds skin after skin, getting weaker, colder, shakier. Finally, the girl is down to her last dress, having just taken off the second. The Lindworm shakes and shivers, but sheds his last skin, and it withers away to reveal a normal human boy.

Presumably, they get married, and the girl is free from plague. Happy ending!

Wow, that is a big post. Nice story, feel quite nostalgic when I am very young and read these kind of story. Thank you.

Here is your Dratini. http://sketchtoy.com/67432063

it's so cute! thank you!

Also someone gave me a backpack. I want to thank you, but sadly, I messed up on mobile and deleted the nortification.

Umm, An MLP-style donkey looking into a mirror. And seeing no reflection?

Is this still open? If so. Here's a joke my brother told me when I was really young.

There were four aliens, and the leader wanted to learn English so he could conquer the world, so he sent his minions down to earth to learn English. The first one came upon a school and heard "me me me me!" So he was stuck saying "me me me me!" The second one came upon a restaurant, and he heard "forks and knives, forks and knives!" So he was stuck saying "forks and knives, forks and knives!" The third one walked past a church and heard "Hallelujah! hallelujah!" so he was stuck saying "hallelujah, hallelujah!" They met up in the town square where there had just been a murder. A cop walked up to them and asked them if they knew who killed the man. The first alien said "me me me me!" Puzzled at such a ready confession, he asked them what they killed him with. The second alien chimed in. "Forks and knives, forks and knives!" The police, now horrified, got out his handcuffs and announced that they were all going to jail. And, of course, the third alien said "hallelujah! hallelujah!"

Could you draw my pet Hades_Sithis with his minion? If not, that's fine, and I hope you get a good laugh from the joke! :D

Is this still open? Would love to take part!

http://sketchtoy.com/67495747 Yes. yes. I was kind of forgot about it when the plot hit and exam is near. I will take brake between study and Team Blake drawing, so you'll still see me. Nice one. http://sketchtoy.com/67495766