[center] (Click here to see the full sized picture) The teachers from left to right:

Professor Phoebe Sparks

School Position: Care of Magical Creatures Professor, Head of Gryffindor house House: Gryffindor Age: unknown Favorite Color: Purple Patronus: Raccoon Boggart: wooden stakes How long has she been at Hogwarts? 4 years Where is her office located? Outside on the grounds, near the forbidden forest. She shares a duplex office hut with Professor Nico. Any special abilities? She is a vampire, but she keeps it well hidden. Bio: Phoebe had always been daring, something that came to bite her- quite literally- in the butt while she was out camping with some friends and researching magical creatures. Inadvertently stumbling upon vampire territory, not everyone made it out alive. In fact, only Pheobe was chosen to become like them, for reasons she did not understand. However, this little hiccup did not stop her from pursuing her career as a Magical Creature vet, before finally becoming a teacher when people started questioning why she didn't age. Here at Hogwarts, no one knows of her disability, except the Headmistress. She keeps it very well hidden, and takes a potion to help with some of the side effects that come with vampirism (much like wolfsbane potion for werewolves).

Bryan Parkhurst

School Position: Ancient Runes TA House: Slytherin Age: 20 Favorite Color: Yellow Patronus: Meerkat Boggart: Teeth falling out How long has he been at Hogwarts? This is his first year Where is his office located? He doesn't have one yet- he borrows the Ancient Runes Professor's office, which is on the 5th floor near the bathrooms. Any special abilities? No Bio: Bryan is very young to be a part of Hogwarts staff, but it came as a necessity. The regular teacher for Ancient Runes had to go on maternity leave, and Bryan was her TA, so he was sent to take over the class fully until she returns. He is finding it hard to be away from his boyfriend while at work, but he knows that the students are counting on him to set a good example- even though he still feels like a student himself. Sometimes, he can be very mischievous and still act like a kid, much to the chagrin of the staff. Notoriously known for never giving homework, but having super hard tests.

Professor Carlos Valdez

School Position: Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor House: Slytherin Age: 46 Favorite Color: Blue Patronus: Hippopotamus Boggart: Nuclear mutations How long has he been at Hogwarts? 12 Years Where is his office located? Next to the kitchens Any special abilities? He is able to use wandless magic. Something he learned out of necessity when he lost his wand arm. Bio: Carlos grew up in a poverty stricken city in Spain, where he learned to speak both Spanish and English fluently, but soon used his amazing skills in vanquishing dark creatures to pay his way around the world as a 'Slayer for Hire'. He has seen and done it all, and is probably one of the most well traveled people to ever attend Hogwarts, despite his hard lot in life growing up. He is married, having saved his wife from a hickypunk fifteen years earlier, and they have one young daughter that they recently adopted from China.

Professor Yolanda Banks

School Position: History of Magic Professor House: Home School Alum Age: 32 Favorite Color: Yellow Patronus: Cheetah Boggart: Death How long has she been at Hogwarts? This is her first year. Where is her office located? Ground floor, near the Great Hall Any special abilities? Cheetah animagus Bio: Older students might recognize Professor Banks by her stage name of Blazedheart. She was one of the most prolific magical musical rock stars of the early 2000's and had nearly all her music on every wizarding station in England and Scotland. Her shows were notorious for their pyrotechnics, and her seamless transition into her animagus form while performing her patronus on stage and playing with it as part of the act. As such the story with rock stars, she made some very poor choices that resulted in a near death experience that changed her life around. She hit rock bottom, and decided that the spotlight wasn't entirely for her anymore. Instead, she pursued a career in History of Magic in order to make it entertaining for future students. After the Headmistress opened up applications for a new History of Magic Teacher, Professor Banks was the first one to rise to the occasion, demonstrating how one could make History of Magic fun for the usually boring class. Professor Banks still lives on royalties from her time as a musician, and will occasionally still hold radio interviews for those feeling nostalgic. She adores any student who asks for her autograph, and will sometimes be biased toward those with similar music tastes as her own.

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Professor Cassandra Brookvale

School Position: Muggle Studies Professor House: Ravenclaw Age: 33 Favorite Color: Carnation Pink Patronus: German Shepherd Boggart: Watching someone she loves being electrocuted How long has she been at Hogwarts? 3 years Where is her office located? Near the muggle studies classroom Any special abilities? Able to drive a motorbike pretty well. Bio: After graduating from Hogwarts, Cassandra decided to blend in with the Muggles in order to study them further. Three years into her study, her then girlfriend (a Muggle) decided to teach her how to ride a motorbike, and she was hooked. Unfortunately, she suffered some pretty severe injuries in a crash. Rather than blow her cover and reveal herself as a witch, she allowed the wounds to heal naturally, causing the visible scars to her face and arm. After a while, she longed to return to the wizarding world. She argued with herself over telling her significant other, but in the end decided it was better off that she didn't. They parted ways, and she returned to the wizarding world equipped with new knowledge to share with the students of Hogwarts.

Professor Devine Sinistra

School Position: Astronomy Professor House: Ravenclaw Age: 32 Favorite Color: White Patronus: Lightening Bug Boggart: Blindness How long has she been at Hogwarts? Five Years Where is her office located? Next to the Astronomy Classroom in the Astronomy tower Any special abilities? No Bio: Devine was shown the magical world of Astronomy at a young age by her mother, whom used to also be the Astronomy professor at Hogwarts back in the day. She was in no way forced by her mother to take the same career path, as it is very apparent that Devine loves the sky and stars even more than her mother did. She has some what of a love hate relationship with the Divination teacher. They are good friends, but she has yet to understand how the positions of the stars can affect fate like Trelawny believes.

Professor Sybil Trelawney

School Position: Head of Ravenclaw House and Divination Professor House: Ravenclaw Age: 83 Favorite Color: White Patronus: Lemur Boggart: Balloons How long has she been at Hogwarts? She has been teaching at Hogwarts for almost 40 years. Where is her office located? Atop the North Tower, just behind the Divination Classroom Any special abilities? The ability to occasionally divine a true prophecy. Bio: Sybil Trelawney has been teaching at Hogwarts since just before the first time the Dark Lord was defeated. She's been through a lot at the school: the Second Wizard War, the Battle of Hogwarts, ...a drinking problem, Dolores Umbridge, etc. As the granddaughter of a famous Seer, Sybil has always tried to convince others that she possessed the same gift. Now that she can confirm for sure that she can divine prophecies, it's gone to her head, and she's become even more insufferable than before.

Professor Karisha Makshi

School Position: Head of Hufflepuff House, Deputy Headmistress and Transfiguration Professor House: Hufflepuff Age: 29 Favorite Color: Green Patronus: A calf Boggart: enclosed spaces How long has she been at Hogwarts? 7 Years Where is her office located? The ground floor, near the courtyard Any special abilities? No Bio: Karisha is a very religious person, and it took her a while to come to terms with the fact she could do magic and have it not mean anything negative in her Hindu religion. It was during a long and arduous journey of self discovery that she finally understood how to make both things work together without violating any laws set forth by the gods. Her parents weren't very accepting of it, and she eventually cut ties with them after graduation to find her own way through life with both religion and magic working hand in hand. Karisha is a hard worker, and will only take off of work for religious holidays. She's also is nursing a not-so-small crush for the Flying instructor, Professor Carlisle.

Headmistress Appoline Persnickety

School Position: Headmistress House: Ravenclaw Age: 38 Favorite Color: Green. Especially leafy/nature green. Patronus: Flamingo Boggart: An old hag with her hood up and grey hair hanging down in front of her face. Her skin is a yellow-green and she has broken chains dragging from her wrists, walking towards her with her rotting hand outstretched. She had encountered this creature in the deep woods of Romania on one of her trips when she was 20, and never quite outlived it. How long has she been at Hogwarts? This is her first year as Headmistress of Hogwarts. Where is her office located? The Headmaster's Tower Any special abilities? She speaks 27 different languages including Mermish and Dwarfish. She is also a foremost expert in international magical customs, spellwork, potion making/ingredients, and history. (She's a wizards anthropologist basically.) Bio: After graduating Hogwarts 20 years ago, she set out to travel the world and learn all there was to know about the international wizarding world as an international liaison for the Ministry of Magic. During that time she has learned 27 different languages including Mermish, and Dwarfish. She has also made many friends all over the world, and has become an exceptionally powerful witch. After 20 years of travel, she is ready for a quiet life sharing her knowledge with young witches and wizards. She is a very free spirit, a bit eccentric, and very inquisitive, but she is fiercely loyal to those who have earned it.

Miss Lindsey Kain

School Position: Caretaker House: Hufflepuff Age: 26 Favorite Color: Mauve Patronus: Peacock Boggart: Swarm of bees How long has she been at Hogwarts? This is her first year as a staff member at Hogwarts. Where is her office located? Ground floor, just across from the Great Hall. Any special abilities? None. Bio: Before she went to Hogwarts, Lindsey Kain didn't have very many friends. Her family lived in a secluded area away from Muggles, and there were not very many wizarding families nearby. To keep herself busy, Lindsey devoured any puzzle, riddle, or game she could play by herself that she could find. Her time at Hogwarts was very different. She made friends quickly and soon found herself not having much time for her solitary puzzles. She found new games and challenges to do with her classmates, but it was never the same. After graduating, she tried a few different jobs, but none of them seem to fit. When she saw that the school was hiring a Caretaker, she decided to give it a shot. Somehow, the subject of puzzles came up in her interview with Mister Burke, and he suggested she try to incorporate challenging the students to games and puzzles into her duties. 'To give their minds a leg up outside of their studies', he had said. He puts on the guise that he isn't approving of her take on the post, but she could see it in his eyes. He's a puzzle and riddle enthusiast too.

Professor Deidra Morgan

School Position: Head of Slytherin House and Herbology Professor House: Slytherin Age: 48 Favorite Color: Plum Patronus: Mongoose Boggart: Fiendfyre How long has she been at Hogwarts? A little more than 20 years. Where is her office located? Second floor Any special abilities? None. Bio: Like many other witches and wizards, Deidra Morgan traveled throughout Europe and parts of Asia after graduating from Hogwarts. She took the time to learn what she could about exotic plants, then brought the knowledge into a shop at the cusp between Diagon Alley and Knockturn Alley. Deidra took over as the Herbology professor only 2 years after the Battle of Hogwarts, after Professor Sprout retired. Her shop remains open, but now it is run by her oldest son and his wife. Even though Professor Sprout did a wonderful job at trying to repair the damage the battle did to the grounds, there was still a lot left to do upon Deidra's arrival. Students often ask her if she is a descendant of the pirate Henry Morgan. While she cannot confirm nor deny she is, she likes to lead the students to believe that she is. She has a close friendship with Professor Jade Mathers, though you could never tell from Jade's expressions during their interactions.

[spoiler=Professor Nico Skye] School Position: Arithmancy Professor House: Hufflepuff Age: 40 Favorite Color: Orange Patronus: Butterfly Boggart: Watching someone starve How long has he been at Hogwarts? 2 years [b]Wher

Here is the updated Teacher Table for this term. If you notice any professors missing, please ping me.

I left some parts of Naos and Eilidh blank, please let me know what you would like added there.

Professor Minerva McGonagall is in the picture but there's no bio for her. Is she stashed some place else?

McGonagall has long since retired, she's not in this picture or part of the school. You're probably mixing her up with a different teacher!

Ok. I'm looking for the one who is 12th from the right and the one Italia is using for the missing items . Lindsey Kain, the caretaker?

That's Professor Trelawny! :)

Her bio says she's been teaching for over 40 years...the one I'm talking about doesn't look a day over 22! 12th from the left, standing in front of the little pool with half her head shaved. Yikes! I said 'right' before...one day I will get my left and right straightened out...my husband's been working with me on that :P

Ah! Yeah you said right before haha. That's Lindsey Kain, yeah :D

Thanks SO much!