I must of zapped ping-pong 8 times all I get are the zapper missing cuz it aimed for my minion that isn't there, or it makes ping-pong insanely happy for hours. The only reason he's an experiment is because I paid the 400k which I don't want to do everytime or I won't have any money left. Is this normal, I usually don't have this much problems with it.

Also quoting the site cuz it was funny You can't try to kiss yourself, freak

it's not broken, we're just both very, very, very unlucky. ; 3 ; so seems to only keep getting stat changes argh give me some species/color changes already zapper

Unlucky, I guess? I've been seeing a lot of happy, but did get an item zapped and three experiment changes in the last four days. Then again I haven't been zapping for months, so maybe the hiatus means something.

I suppose it's just luck. I joined recently and got the experiment I was going for on the third try! But I did pay each time to make sure he would change..

I've been zapping all day, I usually get stat changes or 'fed'/'happy' status.