I'm so clumsy, I put my footrest down on my recliner and dropped my laptop good enough that it popped the screen casing. Dx

How clumsy are you?

I'm only clumsy with messy foods. If something has a lot of sauce, it will most definitely be all over my chest as soon as I start eating.

I use my name tag at work to cover up stains lol

Oh nooo!! :c I know that feeling. Im pretty clumsy myself LOL!

Ha! But then I'd have my nametag smack in the middle of my boobs, lmao. We have to wear ours on our left shoulder/chest though, so unless I stain there all the time I'm sol.

I wear a t shirt under my scrubs. I clip it to the collar of the T shirt so it's not right in the middle of my taaaataaaas.

, I am so clumsy I trip over flat surfaces, spill crap all over myself, fall down stairs (or up stairs....), walk into people ect...

The other day, I was sitting in a heavy wooden chair in the history department at school. These chairs are so heavy, you pretty much need to be He-man to pick one up. I reached over to get my purse and I somehow managed to tip the whole chair over. I have no idea how I did it but it hurt.

I also trip over my own feet regularly. Once I fall down once, I might as well go home and hide because I'm going to keep doing it.

I can definitely be a clutz, but I blame my scatterbrain for most of it. I walk dogs for my job, and twice now I've fallen at the dog park... both times in front of people. Needless to say not my finest hours.

I also (admittedly half-asleep) ran into the arm of the treadmill at one house I was pet sitting for, and had a huge bruise on my arm.