Out on the boardwalk of Port Plunder, you spot a young deck-hand as she scurries down the gangplank. "Ahoy! Name's Welp, and I'm here to trade for goods and provisions enough to get us through our voyage aboard this great gleaming beast."

{Translation: Hi, I just adopted Sea King and would like suggestions of books and food and treasure fit for a pirate. The profile's not finished yet, but I like it so far as a good starting point. Would you mind helping me out, and checking out my new pet? Happy "Talk like a pirate" day!} ☠

you're in luck, now is the perfect time to make a pirate pet because, with the freyalise open for business, there are plenty of pirate items available.

"Aaaarrrrr!!!" Welp crows, "What a lovely bounty! Me gratitute to ye, mates! I'll be sure to jot these down on our requisition log straight away! May the winds favor ya on yer journeys!"

{Translation: Thank you so much, & ! These lists are full of great gear for a pirate, and most I hadn't even thought of! I'll put these on my TC wishlist asap. Good luck to the both of you and thanks for helping me out. Happy Keel Hauliday!} ☠