So, I just came back from a few months' worth of hiatus. And this is the first thing that caught my eye:

Anyway to clear all events in one go? I get that I can go here, but it doesn't clear everything, and it takes quite a while ;c

events come in groups, and there's only around five or six different kinds. At the top of each group-box is the ability to wipe out all of its contents. Does that help?

just curious, where did most of your events come from? xD

Do you mean the little trash can icon? I've been using that as well, but more events just pours in. But it is slowly reducing the numbers, so I'm okay with that. Thanks for your help!

Forum Group Mentions, CW shops, Others, etc. I think this is my punishment for leaving subeta.

Ah I'm not a member of many groups and I don't do CWs, so I don't think I'd get near that many events if I left for a few months. I was really curious how you could get over 5k xD

check out this page, you may be able to delete them all from it, though I'm not sure. it might just show 100 at a time.

yeah, sorry that's the only thing I could think of. I get a lot of Events from a CW group and Cult that I'm part of and that trashcan is a big help somedays.

Well now you know ;_; At least I'm down to 2k events now.

I've been using that page as well, but it's kinda buggy. The same events pop up after I deleted them on that page, so it's weird. But I do appreciate your help though, thanks very much! ^^

Yeah it's pretty useful, but I guess there's not much that can be done when there's thousands to clear, sadly. Oh well.

yeah events tend to do that. it's annoying. good luck deleting them all D: just keep at it and you'll get em all gone before you know it. I'd think maybe next time they could do it via ticket if it's that many... I don't really know though.

That's a neat idea, didn't think of that! Lesson learnt though, next time I'll be more careful before I leave again, if ever c':

haha yeah just don't leave again ;) have fun deleting the rest! :P

Heheh thanks TvT

For what it's worth, you can now turn off ping notifications in any specific groups you're in. So if you plan to go on hiatus in the future, you can just mute any CW/SubQ pings or any other groups you tend to get a lot of pings for, and save yourself a headache when you come back.

Though it really won't help you at all now :c