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The teachers from left to right:
Miss Lindsey Kain
School Position: Caretaker
House: Hufflepuff
Age: 26
Favorite Color: Mauve
Patronus: Peacock
Boggart: Swarm of bees
How long has she been at Hogwarts? This is her first term as a staff member at Hogwarts.
Where is her office located? Ground floor, just across from the Great Hall.
Any special abilities? None.
Bio: Before she went to Hogwarts, Lindsey Kain didn’t have very many friends. Her family lived in a secluded area away from Muggles, and there were not very many wizarding families nearby. To keep herself busy, Lindsey devoured any puzzle, riddle, or game she could play by herself that she could find. Her time at Hogwarts was very different. She made friends quickly and soon found herself not having much time for her solitary puzzles. She found new games and challenges to do with her classmates, but it was never the same. After graduating, she tried a few different jobs, but none of them seem to fit. When she saw that the school was hiring a Caretaker, she decided to give it a shot. Somehow, the subject of puzzles came up in her interview with Mister Burke, and he suggested she try to incorporate challenging the students to games and puzzles into her duties. “To give their minds a leg up outside of their studies,†he had said. He puts on the guise that he isn’t approving of her take on the post, but she could see it in his eyes. He’s a puzzle and riddle enthusiast too.
Professor Deidra Morgan
School Position: Head of Slytherin House and Herbology Professor
House: Slytherin
Age: 48
Favorite Color: Plum
Patronus: Mongoose
Boggart: Fiendfyre
How long has she been at Hogwarts? A little more than 20 years.
Where is her office located? Second floor
Any special abilities? None.
Bio: Like many other witches and wizards, Deidra Morgan traveled throughout Europe and parts of Asia after graduating from Hogwarts. She took the time to learn what she could about exotic plants, then brought the knowledge into a shop at the cusp between Diagon Alley and Knockturn Alley. Deidra took over as the Herbology professor only 2 years after the Battle of Hogwarts, after Professor Sprout retired. Her shop remains open, but now it is run by her oldest son and his wife. Even though Professor Sprout did a wonderful job at trying to repair the damage the battle did to the grounds, there was still a lot left to do upon Deidra’s arrival. Students often ask her if she is a descendent of the pirate Henry Morgan. While she cannot confirm nor deny she is, she likes to lead the students to believe that she is. She has a close friendship with Professor Jade Mathers, though you could never tell from Jade’s expressions during their interactions.
Professor Cuthbert Binns
School Position: History of Magic Professor
House: No one’s really bothered to ask him; we just figure he was probably a Ravenclaw.
Age: So old, he died of old age
Favorite Color: ...Gray?
Patronus: Can Dementors bother ghosts? ...Can ghosts even cast magic?
Boggart: Our best guess would be a student that challenges him to think outside the box.
How long has he been at Hogwarts? No one really knows how long he’s been here anymore, it’s been that long. And they can’t get rid of him either.
Where is his office located? First floor, in the office next to the History of Magic classroom
Any special abilities? Ghost powers!
Bio: The story that is most widely accepted is that Professor Binns had been so old and teaching at Hogwarts for so long, his routine had become so ingrained and, even though he had died, he still got up to continue it, leaving his body behind.
Professor Cassandra Brookvale
School Position: Muggle Studies Professor
House: Ravenclaw
Age: 33
Favorite Color: Carnation Pink
Patronus: German Shepherd
Boggart: Watching someone she loves being electrocuted
How long has she been at Hogwarts? 3 years
Where is her office located? Near the muggle studies classroom
Any special abilities? Able to drive a motorbike pretty well.
Bio: After graduating from Hogwarts, Cassandra decided to blend in with the Muggles in order to study them further. Three years into her study, her then girlfriend (a Muggle) decided to teach her how to ride a motorbike, and she was hooked. Unfortunately, she suffered some pretty severe injuries in a crash. Rather than blow her cover and reveal herself as a witch, she allowed the wounds to heal naturally, causing the visible scars to her face and arm. After a while, she longed to return to the wizarding world. She argued with herself over telling her significant other, but in the end decided it was better off that she didn’t. They parted ways, and she returned to the wizarding world equipped with new knowledge to share with the students of Hogwarts.
Professor Nico Skye
School Position: Arithmancy Professor
House: Hufflepuff
Age: 40
Favorite Color: Orange
Patronus: Butterfly
Boggart: Watching someone starve
How long has he been at Hogwarts? 2 years
Where is his office located? Outside on the grounds, near the forbidden forest. He shares a duplex office hut with Professor Sparks.
Any special abilities? No
Bio: Nico is what you would call ‘eccentric’. Not many people get him, but behind his crazy speech patterns and half-way thoughts, is a pretty intelligent man when it comes to numbers. He is a free thinker, free lover, and does not like to be tied down. There are several bets going on in the staff room over how much longer he’ll want to work at Hogwarts before he drifts on to a new job. He’s divorced, and has two children with his ex-wife that he doesn’t get to see as often as he’d like, but sends them owls and gifts constantly. He really loves children, but has decided marriage is not for him. He’d much rather just be with someone the rest of his life without having to get the government involved.
Professor Carlos Valdez
School Position: Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor
House: Slytherin
Age: 46
Favorite Color: Blue
Patronus: Hippopotamus
Boggart: Nuclear mutations
How long has he been at Hogwarts? 12 Years
Where is his office located? Next to the kitchens
Any special abilities? He is able to use wandless magic. Something he learned out of necessity when he lost his wand arm.
Bio: Carlos grew up in a poverty stricken city in Spain, where he learned to speak both Spanish and English fluently, but soon used his amazing skills in vanquishing dark creatures to pay his way around the world as a “Slayer for Hireâ€. He has seen and done it all, and is probably one of the most well traveled people to ever attend Hogwarts, despite his hard lot in life growing up. He is married, having saved his wife from a hickypunk fifteen years earlier, and they have one young daughter that they recently adopted from China.
Professor Sybil Trelawney
School Position: Head of Ravenclaw House and Divination Professor
House: Ravenclaw
Age: 83
Favorite Color: White
Patronus: Lemur
Boggart: Balloons
How long has she been at Hogwarts? She has been teaching at Hogwarts for almost 40 years.
Where is her office located? Atop the North Tower, just behind the Divination Classroom
Any special abilities? The ability to occasionally divine a true prophecy.
Bio: Sybil Trelawney has been teaching at Hogwarts since just before the first time the Dark Lord was defeated. She’s been through a lot at the school: the Second Wizard War, the Battle of Hogwarts, ...a drinking problem … Dolores Umbridge… etc. As the granddaughter of a famous Seer, Sybil has always tried to convince others that she possessed the same gift. Now that she can confirm for sure that she can divine prophecies, it’s gone to her head, and she’s become even more insufferable than before.
Headmistress Appoline Persnickety
School Position: Headmistress
House: Ravenclaw
Age: 37
Favorite Color: Green. Especially leafy/nature green.
Patronus: Flamingo
Boggart: An old hag with her hood up and grey hair hanging down in front of her face. Her skin is a yellow-green and she has broken chains dragging from her wrists, walking towards her with her rotting hand outstretched. She had encountered this creature in the deep woods of Romania on one of her trips when she was 20, and never quite outlived it.
How long has she been at Hogwarts? This is her first term as Headmistress of Hogwarts.
Where is her office located? The Headmaster’s Tower
Any special abilities? She speaks 27 different languages including Mermish and Dwarfish. She is also a foremost expert in international magical customs, spellwork, potion making/ingredients, and history. (She's a wizards anthropologist basically.)
Bio: After graduating Hogwarts 20 years ago, she set out to travel the world and learn all there was to know about the international wizarding world as an international liaison for the Ministry of Magic. During that time she has learned 27 different languages including Mermish, and Dwarfish. She has also made many friends all over the world, and has become an exceptionally powerful witch. After 20 years of travel, she is ready for a quiet life sharing her knowledge with young witches and wizards. She is a very free spirit, a bit eccentric, and very inquisitive, but she is fiercely loyal to those who have earned it.
Professor Chloe Foster
School Position: Ancient Runes professor
House: None; Graduated from Beauxbatons
Age: 27
Favorite Color: Pink
Patronus: A Shrimp
Boggart: Deceased Family members
How long has she been at Hogwarts? 8 years
Where is her office located? Nowhere at the moment
Any special abilities? Skipped her 5th year of Beauxbatons due to being academically gifted.
Bio: Chloe is currently on maternity leave from Hogwarts. It is no telling when she will be coming back, though she is sorely missed among the students. A pursuer of the finest fashions, the more clothing inclined students would always come to her for fashion advice and tips. Her and her Husband were married less than a year before Chloe soon found herself with child. As of now, they have not found out the gender.
Professor Karisha Makshi
School Position: Head of Hufflepuff House, Deputy Headmistress and Transfiguration Professor
House: Hufflepuff
Age: 29
Favorite Color: Green
Patronus: A calf
Boggart: enclosed spaces
How long has she been at Hogwarts? 7 Years
Where is her office located? The ground floor, near the courtyard
Any special abilities? No
Bio: Karisha is a very religious person, and it took her a while to come to terms with the fact she could do magic and have it not mean anything negative in her Hindu religion. It was during a long and arduous journey of self discovery that she finally understood how to make both things work together without violating any laws set forth by the gods. Her parents weren’t very accepting of it, and she eventually cut ties with them after graduation to find her own way through life with both religion and magic working hand in hand. Karisha is a hard worker, and will only take off of work for religious holidays. She’s also is nursing a not-so-small crush for the Flying instructor, Professor Carlisle.
Professor Devine Sinistra
School Position: Astronomy Professor
House: Ravenclaw
Age: 32
Favorite Color: White
Patronus: Lightening Bug
Boggart: Blindness
How long has she been at Hogwarts? Five Years
Where is her office located? Next to the Astronomy Classroom in the Astronomy tower
Any special abilities? No
Bio: Devine was shown the magical world of Astronomy at a young age by her mother, whom used to also be the Astronomy professor at Hogwarts back in the day. She was in no way forced by her mother to take the same career path, as it is very apparent that Devine loves the sky and stars even more than her mother did. She has some what of a love hate relationship with the Divination teacher. They are good friends, but she has yet to understand how the positions of the stars can affect fate like Trelawny believes.
Peeves
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Professor Phoebe Sparks
School Position: Care of Magical Creatures Professor, Head of Gryffindor house
House: Gryffindor
Age: unknown
Favorite Color: Purple
Patronus: Raccoon
Boggart: wooden stakes
How long has she been at Hogwarts? 4 years
Where is her office located? Outside on the grounds, near the forbidden forest. She shares a duplex office hut with Professor Nico.
Any special abilities? She is a vampire, but she keeps it well hidden.
Bio: Phoebe had always been daring, something that came to bite her- quite literally- in the butt while she was out camping with some friends and researching magical creatures. Inadvertently stumbling upon vampire territory, not everyone made it out alive. In fact, only Pheobe was chosen to become like them, for reasons she did not understand. However, this little hiccup did not stop her from pursuing her career as a Magical Creature vet, before finally becoming a teacher when people started questioning why she didn’t age. Here at Hogwarts, no one knows of her disability, except the Headmistress. She keeps it very well hidden, and takes a potion to help with some of the side effects that come with vampirism (much like wolfsbane potion for werewolves).
Professor Christopher Norman
School Position: Charms Professor
House: Gryffindor
Age: 86
Favorite Color: Red
Patronus: Donkey
Boggart: Fire
How long has he been at Hogwarts? 20 Years
Where is his office located? 2nd Floor, in a usually abandoned classroom
Any special abilities? He put his wand in his icicle staff so he can cast spells with it instead.
Bio: Christopher is affectionately called “Santa†by most of the students of Hogwarts. He’s jolly, good natured, and likes to laugh with a Ho ho ho! He hails from the arctic circle, where he went to school as a young child before moving to England and joining Hogwarts in his 6th year where he was sorted into Gryffindor. He’s also very strict about personal space, which is why he took an old classroom as his office. He does not enjoy being touched, except if it’s by his wife, 2 children, 6 grandchildren and 1 great-grandchild.
[spoiler=Professor Jade Mathers] School Position: Potions Master/Professor House: Gryffindor Age: 57 Favorite Color: Robins Egg Blue Patronus: Fox Boggart: Broken glass scattered around so thick that she can’t move from the spot she’s standing How long has she been at Hogwarts? 12 years Where is her office located? In the dungeons, just across from the Potions classroom Any special abilities? None. Bio: Jade Mathers is a creature of habit. High tea at 4 o’clock every afternoon with her favorite shortbread biscuits. A book before bed. Lights out by 10 o’clock. Her routine rarely varies, except for when it comes to her students. Knowing that Potions is a difficult subject to keep afloat in, she often allows her students to pester her at any time during the day, as long as she is not teaching and--of c

Omgawd this is amazing. Thanks guys! It looks great.
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thank you very much! We had a lot of fun giving them personalities and backstories.

Peeves description is the best thing in the world! This is amazing!
I'm having so much fun reading them!! :D
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This is wonderful. I love how you included "Boggart" in the descriptions. And animated clips of Professor Binns and Peeves in the portrait. Thank you guys for working so hard on this!
🌸Seeking:You guys do so much to enrich our cult. Thanks for all the writing and fleshing out of the characters and . :)

This is awesome! I love having as many visual referneces and I can get my hands on. Thank you guys :D
nice, love reading all this
Careful where you go if you use a site for your writing,i just did and lost all that i wrote through a site crash.I'm not happy....kicks the margin.....
We use Google Docs to store our information. I'm pretty sure it's a safe bet, but at least we have most of it posted here now, right? ;)
The signature you got from is amazing. Here I was so proud of myself for remembering her name, and it's under it! hehehe Sorry you lost your work. I have that happen a lot: we have electricity breaks a lot.
This is amazing! Well done! The creativity and work that went into all of these is incredible. <3
I love getting to know the professors. :)
We seem to be missing a matron! I'm sure a handful of students will get themselves into some kind of injurious trouble over time hehe. I'd be happy to make up a human avatar and backstory for the matron, if there's interest. If non-admins cannot create characters like that, I'll just leave it in you guys' extremely capable hands! :)