I really love making horrible puns/jokes. What puns have you made or found that you really enjoy?

Mine would have to be: "What do Canadians call Captain America? Iced Cap." (Although I think you'll only understand if you are a Tim Hortons regular haha.)

I also play games with my friends where we try to make puns based on whatever we are doing that day. So going to the beach = ocean puns etc.

I can't recall specifics at the moment, but my husband and I often just fire off puns back and forth to each other about whatever topic comes up (like the scene in Austin Powers when the guy gets decapitated and he just keeps spitting out pun after pun about it).

My sister hates puns, so it's even more fun when we start going off around her. =P

(Also, def gonna steal that Iced Cap joke. Yay, fellow Canadian!)

Oh good someone will pass the joke on! So far everyone I've told it to has just groaned. One of my friends despises puns. I love annoying her by slipping in a few puns haha.

"I moustache you a question."

so lame. so perfect.

I mentioned to my mother that I was getting a special sort of garlic grater as a christmas gift for someone and her response was "that would be a great (grate) gift!"

My friend texted me, excited she had found an antique faux-fur shawl for cheap. I told her that stole was a steal. -ba dm ts-