I'm always up more ways for Subeta to up its beard game.

The other day I saw a Buzzfeed article about men with "mermaid hair", i.e. hair and beards dyed bright colours. Hipster nonsense it may be, but it's the kind of thing I'd love to have around Subeta. However, I realised that just have standard colourful beard items would be an exercise in futility and disappointment - you'd be very limited in terms of your options for matching them with your hair.

The solution is then to have facial hair items which function in the same way as hair salon wigs. Pick any colour you want! Streaks! Ombre effects! Tyroshi funtimes! Fantastical moustaches! Glorious beards! Twirly goatees! Expanding the range and types of facial hair on the site (which could always do with expanding, as far as I'm concerned) while simultaneously opening up styling options.

Of course, I come here to make this suggestion only to find that a near-identical suggestion had already been made... nearly four years ago. Sort it out! I need dis!

But also yes, please.