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Comments and Questions here, please. (Including hijinks)

Example of Mishears Lyrics

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (The Beatles)

This one wasn't used, since it's misheard a lot. Variations of the ones given will be accepted IF they are documented. (Just don't make them up.)

What's wanted here is the sentence in bold.

I have one raises a paw ...where's the chapter? XD

offers to let Tanaka dunk another "girlie"

Sorry I had to do it. I couldn't control myself.

snuggles you while all wet

Loving this one.

Go teams!!!!!!

I have a question. sigh Do you want the WRONG lyrics to the songs or the right ones? I just want to make sure I am reading it correctly.

The WRONG ones---see example in first post.

See I never knew the made up line for Lucy In the Sky. LOL So that works. Nods

/paints your toes and decorates you with sparkles

Hoorah for the puzzle being optional for travelers :D

I can do a fancy HA no problem /flips and squees

ok so basically if it's a popular misheard lyric (documented online) it can be used? So we won't all have the same answers? :)

EDIT: do we have to include where each lyric was found online?

Bwahahahahahahahaha

So you want like this

1. Wrong lyrics
2. Wrong lyrics
3. etc.
4. etc.

I seriously love this challenge xD Misheard lyrics Are sme of my fav.

I am curious like the others though, because we cant just use ones we hear, it has to be a well known. Do we need a link to said lyric, or will it be obvious to you which are popular verbal dyslexia?

I was about to just make some up. So Im glad I saw this.

this one got stuck in my head for ages XD "I'm livin' on sexy elephants, You're givin' me sexy elephants"

So no RP this time? My pencil was already sharpened, LOL

Is there a specific dresscode (as in you must wear dresses/suits) or do we just make ourselves look all fancy and proper?

Ahaha, this is hilarious. <3 Mondegreens are great.

You may not all have the same lyric, BUT I went through pretty carefully and chose the ones that were documented by more than one source to be the ones folks misheard the most frequently. That's why Lucy in the Sky didn't qualify. The one I posted was slightly in front but a couple of others were close. I used the pretty obvious ones!

Correct! Just fill in the blanks.

They're pretty obvious, so you don't have to quote the source.

Ah! Florence + The Earworms (That one was almost too obvious, but I almost did use it! Once you mishear it, you can't NOT mishear it! :D

RP optional this time. HA and puzzle!

Your choice!

i am such a mumpsimus!