I AM GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, STRANGE BUT BEAUTIFUL PERSON WHO MAY BE READING THIS.

WE NEED THE MONKEYS

Like, just imagine, you'll be sitting there one day, sipping on your tropical drink in your tropical background wearing your tropical clothes, and then, BAM all of the sudden, bugs start swarming around, and your bug zapper thingamajiggy isn't doing turd. So, what do you need?

Monkeys

They eat bugs and are also, coincidentally, very nice company(when they're not stealing yer fruit but come on they're so adorable you would have given it to them anyway), and are actually quite intelligent creatures.

BUT THEN

You find yourself wanting to be a monkey.

But you have no monkey costume items

This is a problem too. We need more of these.

Do you not want to go frolicking with the monkeys and fling turd at whoever you really really really dislike? If so, you're probably going to find yourself disappointed. Because there are no monkey tails or makeups or ears.

If not, well, then.. Idk what you're doing with yer life mate. Flinging turds at people you really really really (really) dislike is fun. And then there's the added plus that they don't know where you are because your monkey brothers are there for you and are hiding you from them. And the cops. And probably the strange dudes in the white lab coats that have DR. in front of their names. Really weird people those guys.

yes we need monkeys!!! But everything else you wrote is just plain BS!

HOW R00D

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW, MISS, THAT I AM AMAZINGLY INTELLIGENT. //FLIPS MY BRIGHT MAGENTA COLORED SCARF OVER SHOULDER//

I AM A LEADING EXPERT ON MY MONKEY BRETHREN.

What the fuck am I reading

Something really really really really life-changing.

that is mister to you sister! Stop flingling your bs around.

//continues to fling it this way and that//

This.

Also, I'm pretty sure we have a handful of monkey themed wearables.

Ape arms were released by Rachelle during Survival

exist as well.

It might be helpful, especially if you'd like the staff (and other users) to take this suggestion seriously, to clean up the OP and provide some examples of what you are looking for?

Like a comical one, such as this or this?

Or more realistic like this?

I don't get it...what is even being suggested here?

Oh no we don't!

Spiders also eat bugs. I say we should have a spider makeup kit and spider leg add-ons on our HA bodies. Maybe even a giant spider costume.