A friend of mine in the SB made a typo when she thought my SB colour was eggplanty. She typed it eggPANTY.

It brought this funny idea up:

Food underwear!

Sets that I've come up with (keep in mind that it would all be made out of material, not food XD)

Sunny-side-up fried eggs for a bra, scrambled eggs for the underwear and bacon for the bra straps. (Possible names: Bacon and Eggs Bra, Scrambled Eggs Panties)

Solid blue boxers with eggplants printed all over them. (Possible name: Eggplant Boxers). A similar one can be made for female HAs, just as panties, and could be named Eggpanties.

A cucumber on a jock strap. Possible name: Cucumber Novelty Pouch.

Portobello Mushroom Bra and Button Mushroom patterned panties (2 separate items)

All I can think of for now, but please feel free to add anything! This is nothing immediate, but I thought these and more items like these would be fun things to have XD

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Reminds me of this thing from tumblr.

Its sorta cute, I guess but I don't know that many people would actually use them. Maybe a handful as swimsuits (since yeah, most people don't wear just underwear on their HA anyway that they'd actually be seen). But if we're getting more boob covers in any form I'd really prefer they be something wearable rather than food shaped.

... Omg.

Uh, no.

Please don't.

One or two might be funny. It would fit well in the Eddie Bell theme of Subeautique

Kind of like

Maybe the next Eddie Bell set could have some food underwear.

I thought this was going to be about real-life edible underpants.

GREAT NOW I LOOK LIKE A PERVERT

Well, yeah now that you pointed it out... So did I though tbh

Well, obviously I just wouldn't have said anything if I didn't think the joke value was worth it :P

So you'd rather be a secret pervert?? That's...arguably better, carry on

Better than a public one -- you get arrested for that in most jurisdictions.

But honestly, if the panties are gonna have eggplants on them, they should to be named "Eggplanties" not "Eggpanties." Eggpanties would be... panties with eggs?

What did I just read? Heck no on this.

Stop making suggestions for items nobody will use, Subeta.

We need more versatile items, not more LUL SO RANDOM! SQUEE! items.

This would probably look like a bad STD though...

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Hmm... I definitely think that it might be good as a future Eddie Bell line but considering I've only seen maybe 2 people ever wearing an Eddie Bell item on their HA it probably wouldn't be so great for a huge range of items.

Oh gosh, I remember the fanfiction about that lettuce bra XD

All I can think of right now is a line of edible panties where the item art depicts various people with remnants of said panties around their mouths.