This weekend I was walking down the stairs with my little trash can in hand. I wasn't paying attention and missed a step and went careening into the corner of the bookcase at the bottom of the steps. I couldn't break my fall and the corner struck me HARD in the arm. Now I have the largest black and blue bruise I can remember having the size of a softball on my arm!

I want to hear some klutz stories. ;)

I have four stories! all take place in highschool, One day my friend and I were walking home from the bus stop I had just recently gotten a new cell phone so I was texting on it, not paying attention to where I was walking and tripped over a divot in the sidewalk. Story two, same friend was walking up to me and my now ex, she tried to kick my butt missed got foot stuck in my backpack and fell forward taking me with her. Three I was walking with my old crush a few years back and slipped down the staircase between classes, fell down about 5 stairs. And final, I have boots like uggs with no traction, opening a door on a cold wet day= major slippage = face meeting door. Bonus!! I er.. was highkneeing my way to my bedroom and smashed my head leg and chest into my doorframe going pretty fast, I now also have a black bruise on my thigh.

When I was in school we were taking blood from horses (I was studying to be a vet tech), I was going to dispose of one of our used needles and ended up jabbing myself in the finger. Fortunately, all of our horses were healthy and wonderful, but I now have blood relation to a horse, haha!

There was also another time where I was carrying a bunch of stuff and slipped down my stairs. My slippers flew off and half my stuff went flying. I imagine if anyone witnessed it it would have looked hilarious, but I ended up hitting the back of my head on one of the steps, and gave myself whiplash. Definitely not my finest moment.

I found a patch of black ice in this one parking lot near my house last year and I went down in a split and bashed my left hand open.

Falling on ice isn't recommended.

I have scars on both knees because I"m a clutzy idiot. Don't put kid me near scooters. x'D

LEFT KNEE: Went down hill to fast, fell off scooter. Was my 6th fall of a bike/scooter but the only one to scar. xD;; Also apparently screamed that i was dying and needed a doctor. coughs

RIGHT KNEE: Ate shit on a ramp at school because I was late for class. Chin, elbow and knee were bleeding but didn't realize it until I entered class because adrenaline. Oh the awkward, horrified silence of my Home Ec classmates. As someone told me, entering class like a boss. Until I cried 45 mins later on the way to the health center.