After searching, endlessly, from page to page for a cult worth joining, you stumble upon a warm, mahogany door with the word "Nevermore" carved into it. Without a second thought you take the handle and within an instant the world around you changes. You are no longer in the forum hall of subeta, but in what appears to be library room, taken over by all manner of plant life. You also notice that you are seated at a long, and rather sparkly tea table with all manner of baked goods, teas and coffees all over it. Ceramic teapots in all shapes, sizes and colors litter the table while notebooks and torn pages stack themselves upon the extra chairs.

In fact...there seem to be about 13 empty chairs around you. Are you alone in this tea party? Suddenly, the plants begin to move, growing over the chairs and table more. Peach Colored roses and yellow tiger lilies pop up all over. You've never seen plants act so...alive.

"Well HELLOOOOOO there and welcome to my lovely board! So nice of you to stop by, please, help yourself to a cup of fresh dark roast with organic soy milk (no GMO's here!) and the brownies are fresh baked from space...I mean...my garden...I mean....just eat one." The words all come out at once before you even see the woman responsible. She appears in a shimmering mist before you in the empty seat across the table from you. Her hair is deep red, wavy in some parts and straight in the others.

"oh, it is so lovely to have company for a change! Very lonely here, you see. Granted, the voices keep me company but it's rather hard to convince a judge that a voice in your head is to blame for the fire, amIright?" She laughs, nervously while glancing around the room. "Regardless, my name is Samantha but feel free to call me Poison Ivy." she sits up straight in her chair and begins to make herself a cup of coffee. Tossing two sugar cubes the shape of skulls into her elephant shaped tea cup, she bats her outrageously long eyelashes at you with a smile. "So, I am sure you are wondering what this is all about?"

She spreads her arms about table, presenting the room to you once more. "This is just my humble abode in a world all my own. You too can have the same power to form a world all your own! In fact, I'm trying to assemble a crew or creative psychopaths to teach how to control their own Merkabah to assist me in the elevation of happy vibes in the world! Life isn't all rainbows and butterflies but it certainly can be a lot better than it has been!" she stirs her teacup slowly, her eyes never leave yours. "You see, anyone can do this. Form a whole new world." she takes a sip of from her cup, "They just need to know how to try!"

A long pauses causes silence in the room but you can almost hear the plants buzzing with life and energy. "Ultimately, this cult can take you anywhere you'd like to go. From the shores of Australia to the frigid tundras. We could even go to planet Namek if you know where to find it!" she claps her hands with excitement before straightening her over-sized grey sweater-dress.

"I just need a crew to get started! So what do you say?" her green eyes twinkle in limelight as she pleads her case. "I just...I don't want to do this alone anymore..."