I've been zapping Lemonine for months without anything specific in mind, although for the most part I'm holding out for a (the one that, to me, looks vaguely like No-Face from Spirited Away).

She doesn't change species too often even though I've been zapping her for, oh god, months and months. (actually, since she was 'born' in May.) Most of the time we walk away after "nothing happens" or she swaps gender. Seriously... almost every time, it's a gender swap. Idgi. I've been zapping for years and that never happened as often with ANY of my other zapper pets, and I had one stretch of time where I got "nothing happens" SO many times in a row, I had half a mind to put in a bug report.

Then yesterday, she turns into THIS super-cool lookin ... which I already have one of, with plans to expand into a character, and who I certainly don't need two of. :I Thanks.

Today, I zapped her into this. g a z e i n t o t h e v o i d

that one makes me laugh, but I didnt feel like keeping it. Back to the zapper. FIRST zap after getting changed back from 2759 and what do we get??

BACK TO 2759. SKAHFLKDGH. stop looking away coyly u little jerk. where's the poop, lemonine. WHERE'S THE POOP??

hhhfff.... I'm... I'm seriously about to call it quits on the zapper with this one, maybe I should just go back to pouring over neocolours for hours on end until I see a color/species combo that works... but I never did get another 76166 and that's the one I actually want. Poo. :s

tl;dr the zapper is a silly arsehole and I'm amused but also 10,000% done wtf