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Dec 1, 2014 11 years ago
Tomorrow
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.nAuTQQtf.dpuf">Link I know a lot of people think I'm ping happy, but seriously, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

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“We are in the presence of a growing trend on the black market for the illegal traffic of human genitals into China” said an officer in charge of operations. “Large sized genitals can fetch prices in the tens of thousands of dollars for their alleged aphrodisiac qualities when consumed as food” he says.

On a related note, if the people want to eat dicks, why don't we just send them the left overs from bottom surgery for MtF? They don't want them anymore...


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Dec 1, 2014 11 years ago
Skylar
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Berry Swirl

This was cringe worthy.

Dec 1, 2014 11 years ago
Austin
got lucky
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Panda

Oh my actual god. D: Remind me not to go Thailand until they get that under control.

Dec 1, 2014 11 years ago
Rei_106
is a Time Lord
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This was already cringe-worthy until I read this part:

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"...when consumed as food"

Wow. Why? Just... why?

Dec 1, 2014 11 years ago
Rei_106
is a Time Lord
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lag

Dec 1, 2014 11 years ago
Disturbance
has a sweet tooth
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......well then O.O

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Dec 1, 2014 11 years ago
Dec 1, 2014 11 years ago
MoonCat83
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Just when you think humanity couldn't get any worse...

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Dec 1, 2014 11 years ago
fresh
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This isn't true.. if a man's genitals were cut off he would bleed out and die.nn@TomorrownnDISCLAIMERnnWorld News Daily Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within worldnewsdailyreport.com are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.nn- See more at: .uc9QdDAe.dpuf">http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer/.uc9QdDAe.dpuf

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Dec 1, 2014 11 years ago
Godzilla_728
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I guess you could say that was... ...a dick move. YEEEEEAAAAAAH



Dec 1, 2014 11 years ago
Magic
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Cheerios

That was pretty ballsy of you to say that. /sunglasses

Dec 1, 2014 11 years ago
Anasazi
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Anasazi

Couldnt they just eat dildoes? XP

Dec 1, 2014 11 years ago
SEOUL_531
made a huge mistake
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This is a fake news site though...


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Dec 1, 2014 11 years ago
FarrenLock
is INCONCEIVABLE
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Misto

Glad it's fake...I wouldn't know what to think of humanity if it were true... Gaaah, bad imagery!!

Dec 3, 2014 11 years ago
Tucker
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lmao I was picturing this to be like that urban legend where people wake up in a tub of ice with a note to go to the hospital because their kidney was stolen.

Or that a pickpocketing went horribly wrong.


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Dec 5, 2014 11 years ago
Psychedelia
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Hey at least it's not rhinos anymore.

collecting

Dec 30, 2014 11 years ago
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Ethan.Daniel
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The whole story seems kind of ridiculous. Although I'm kind of upset about the MTF comment, not cool. I understand that was meant to be humorous but it was kind of offensive.

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