or, alternatively: time isn't what you think it is I mean:
posting this 50/50 because it's cool, and also for any Night Vale fans who know why I started shouting at my roommate that it's the one true timepiece holy shit
but also wow just. holy crap that's just really cool, you can literally pick up this clock and it can demonstrate how time is moving differently between just those few inches like... what... WHAT
HOLY FUCKNOODLES THIS IS MIND BLOWING.
collecting Oh wow, that's really cool! I wouldn't have thought there'd be a difference in time across relatively small distances; I thought it only happened when close to something with a ton of gravity, like a black hole. :o
Whoa, this is fantastic! The implications are incredible...
I also adore the last two lines of this article:
That's wonderful.

So people who are always late have heavier gravity in their brains.