so right now we have two machete items on site. one of them doesn't really look like a machete, and the other is made out of molten rock and costs 46 million sp. this is actually the second seperate instance i've really sat down and said to myself "subeta is sorely lacking in normal machetes," so i figured a suggestion thread might be in order.
and i'm not picky on the style, either. you've got the serrated kind, and the boxy kind, or even the tiny sword kind. any or all, i'll take what i can get. it could be a wearable or a weapon or just whatever. personally i'm in this because i want some as TC fodder.
honestly i wouldn't be opposed to more camping items altogether (we have way more 'tentacle' items than actual tent items, which strikes me as weird), but if nothing else, i'd really love at least one good, non-magmatic machete. thank you.
Yes I need an actual machete for pet tcs 👍 👍
It's not technically a machete, but at the present moment we do have this (which looks pretty gnarly and would make me cry like a girl if someone was running at me with it all the same): , which is kinda a "close enough" if you needed a filler.
That said, nothing says HalloweenMorostide Slasher like a a good ol' Voorhees machette and I 110% the making of these items. Perhaps We could get a black steel, steel, and bloody battered "broken in" model? Best ToT swag ever.
...Actually best Morostide ever would involve a full lineup of B-Rate murdertastic TC magic. Including but not limited to Machetes, Clawed Gloves (Leather ones, Freddie ones, or even Scissor ones!), Giant Kitchen Utensils, or even a classic rusty metal pipe!
My heart has a void of classic horror hurty things with very few things to fill it with ;___; (chef knives and copper pipes are not sufficient, copper is expensive and nothing beats galvanized steel okay)
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See, subeta wants this too.
yes

i do think one of my pets has that in his TC, and if all else fails, that'll probably be what goes in machete-lovin pet 's TC. but you know, i would not thumb my nose at a morostide line of slasher flick weaponry. i'd absolutely love to see a pristine, camping-grade machete released at the same time as the rusted-out, questionably-stained machete.
here i was thinking it would be too late to see subeta roll out a camping-themed item line, but morostide's got my back as usual.
👍 that's a solid argument if i've ever seen one
That serrated one though. -plays dramatic thriller music- We need these..for reasons>.>
Yes please! I've had that orc blade thingy on my WL forever, because it's the closest thing we have to an actual machete.
New weapons for treasure chests? Count me in, I need and want.
definite support! and I love the idea of a slasher flick weaponry line for Morostide :D
A nice Bhutanese Patag would fit in with the machetes already listed here.