"Ow! Stubbed my toe again, I swear if you didn't belong to my great great grandmother..."

In here, act the way your avatar would react if they had the item posted by the person above. Then pick and post any random item on all of Subeta for the next person! :)

First up:

a̝̞̞̯̪̯ͫ̾̍ͮ̚aa̰̞͉̬͕ͯ̒a̘̪͔͇̙͒̽̏̃̈h̗͔̭̩ͩ̽̓̚,̺̝̼̬̯̫̓̉̀͑ͩ̓ ͕ͭ̂ͮ͊̚ĩͦͪ͋ẗ͒̊ͦ ̜̱ͥ͐ͤ̀̈́ͪî͈̪̟̘͎̰̟s̱̹͈̤̮̝̞̈́͑̄̿ͨ̀ͤ ͈̝̣̪̩͚̠̃ͭaͣ̚ͅ ͙̠͈̤̜̣̘͋ͨs̱̫̫̣̟̳̈ͬͮ͊t̥͎͓r̤o̘̲̩͈̜̯͗͆ͥ̄n̞g̘̪̤͇͇̳͔ͨ̾-̙̣̰̼͌ͪ̄͛ͧ̓ͤs̤̈̋ͩ̀͐m͚̮̤̲̱͚͉e͇͖̯̣͉ͬ͆ͭ͌͆̚l͐ͫ̈ͧ̄̃ͮl̟̖̦͙̜̿̉ͫ̓̇i̲̤̞̭̎ͨ̽̋̿͐̚n̫̟̩̖͋ͦ͆̏̿g̤̬̼̹̼̾̂ͧ̐̽͒ ̓c̗̭̼͂̇ͧͪo͇͔͖͉ͥͤͯn͑̔͊c̗̯̈́̒̏ͨͪͯ̃o̠ͫ͗́̾ͤͩ̇ͅct̹̟̲̽i̦͇͙͎͇ͬͫ̑̌̑̚oͤ̒͗ṇ͕͔͗̐̚.͎̻̱̦̩̗̖ ̲͙̫̲̝̦̓ͬ͐i͍̞t̳̰̲̊ͅ ̱ͣ̓ͭͭ̆ͥc͎̱͈͚͕͔͎ã̼͇̽̋ͪͭ̓͂n̉͐̿͗͊̎̽ ̦̻̣͕̞̾̾̉c̭̜̲̰̼͔ͬ͆ͮͣ̓ͥo̜̺͎̮͕ͅn̳̝̝͖̫̊̍̾̆̆ͮ̋f̼̜̀u̯̺̘̖͓̖̹s̫̔̔̔ͥ̏̚̚e͖̗̫̮͈͉̣̽̎̈̿͂̑͛ ̻̘̫̝̲̲̫͌͂̀́͗̓t͎͓͇h̦̬̮͙ͬ̅̊̈ͮ̎e̘̱ ̺̤̤̼ͭd̲̗̼̽ͤͨ̋o͕͉̗͙̳̳̓́ͤ͂̉g̦̯͕͇s̤̗̟͉̼͚̳̿̔͗͗̐͋̾ ̜̤͍ͅo͓̦̪͉͓̽̐ͭ̀ͮ̌ͅr͔̣̮͊̇ͣ́̀̓ͅ ̪͎̘̆̏ͬͤͅhͯ̎̑́̉ͥi̫̠̳̠̳d͙̭͇̖ͣ͆͗e̱̟̯͕̗̎̐̈̽ͅ ͉̼͍̭̙̦̯͆͒̂ͪ̃̄t̲̦͍̯͍̓̃̓͂ͧh͎̄ḛ̈́ͦͨ̿ͪ̽̚ ͕͔̥ͭt̰͖̲̪͊̋̑̌̐ͬa̝͍̋̆ṣ̗̎ͅͅt̲̮ͦ́ͩ͊ĕ̺̲̣͉̌̉́̽ ̟͔̙̞ͅo̪̝͑̒̉ͦ̅̍ͧf̪̟̄̂̈́ͩͭ͂ ̬̞̱͍̒̔̌͌͊ͦb̫̟̫͖̙̓̔ͩ̑̓̚lͤͦ̏͆o͚̺̦͋̆ͬ͑̆ͪ̑o̻̭͌̍͋ͤd̗̱̠̈ͧͭ̉ͣͭ̓.̣̦̫ͫ͒ ͓͓̬͓̟͕̓͑̊h̰͙̳͍̦͓͔̀ͮ͗̎̇̌a̱͙͙̰ͭ̽̅̓̚ͅͅ ̜͕̰ͭh̺̘̫̘͌̽a͙̺̘̞̝̣͐̔͑ͧͤ̈́ ́͊͑ͬͧ̈́h̻ͮ̊à ͓̭͓̂͗ͩ̋͑h͙̣͉̩͓͈ͪ̑͛̒a̰̲̘̘ͭ̓̅ ̍ͭḥ̘͚͈͆̾̍̎ͨả̝͇̹̤̝̾̅̌!ͧ̅͛̀ ̠̯ͤͭ̆̔̑í̜̼̮̝̆̑̋͐ͨ̈́ ̫̺̝̱̠̱̂ͭ̈́ͤs̱͔c̗͍̟͛ͯ̿e̟̗͕̻̭̊͌ͨ͒̐n͙̙̳̼̒̋ṭ̮̱̖̼͖̉ͧ̂͑ ̫̬̘̍̏͒̿̑m͙̙̌̒ͣ͒̓̄̈́y̰̌̑ͣ̚s̠̱̲e̯̪̤̎̐̓͑̄l̗̗̼̲̹̩̼̍̎ͥ̿̆́̂f͙̪̖̞̩̙ ̻̗̭̹͓̒ͭ̎w̠͗̊̽ͧ̄ȋ̆̊ͩ̈́ͪ͐t͙͊̉̄͋̌h̝̳̟̯̥̑͆͂̐̆͗̚ ̥̹̪͛̓͆̄ͯh͕̙̭̦̥̝ͫe̥̞͛̂͑̚m̦͇̻ͮ̊̄͆ͪͣ̈l͉̎̏͋ͯoc͓̦̫͙̱̹̦ͯͭ̅̉̉͐k̼̽̈́ͥ͐ ̝̘̼̤ͬͨ̎s̄̽͌u͆͆͋ͩͅs̞͈̜̼̘̘̄͋̍͛̐̿ͣp͇͕̭̣̗͔ͪ̌̏̈́̑e̤̹͆̓ṋ̥̽ͦ͐̑̀ͯ̌d̝̗̘͐̈́e̹͇ͪ̑̓ͅd̹̻͎̱͎ͮͩ̒ͫ̉ ̙̫̟̭̇̀̆ͬ͒͑i̩̗͕̤̻̺̍ͬn̥̈́̃̀̓̚ ͕̫̩̩̊ä̙̮͙͔͎̺̪́̓ͨ̍͂ ̦̖̥͈͔ͬͮ͒̈d̥̥͇̀̔̔e̞̖̺̣̪͚͔͛̒̽̾̋l̘̭̫͚ͮ̀͒ͤȋ͂̇̐ͨc̬̣̽ͬ̿ȃ̺̪̮͙̩t͇̲̬̮̳̤͗̓̇ͮ͂e͗̆̓̿ ̞̬͔̳̥̠̰̿̄ͩ̑̓̅ṣ̠̯̲̳̑̐̎ͬͮ̊̉p̘̗͉̞͊̑̆̏iͫ̚ṛ͍̬͕i̖͗͋̚t̺̮͕͈̟͇͖̿̀͆ͭ̇ ̠̝̹͈̜͙̐ͬ̋ͥ͐͌ͭo͇͉̠̺̼̝̎̉̑̍̿ͣ̈f͓͚̺ ̬̟̭̭̘̏͌ͩͭs̬̟̫̯̆͌̍̎͂͂o͚̺̺͙̱͑ͣͪ̌̚uͩl̞̣̯͔̭̬̓ͤ̑s͓̺̍ͤͧͅ.̦͐̈́́͑ ̲͐ ̠̌͂

who wants to escape it, such a cute doggy. means to pat doggy head, pats homonculous on head instead Here have a beer. pours some into a plate only half empty of sausage The little mannikin on your back what? Oh yeah okay some pilsner for it too.

What is this blubbery creature...? goes to poke it AHHH IT STINGS!!! whines and hisses at the jellyfish Evil sorcery is at work here! pauses for a moment then thinks up an evil plan to use the nettle on an unsuspecting visitor to the forest

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Hey ladies! Wanna kiss my monkey? No, the other one.

Pink princess pony plush present! grabs and squishes the toy Preoccupied people probably parted with this particular pleasantly plush pink pony due to a possibly perilous predicament... stares at the toy for a moment then hugs it Pretty prize for me! giggles and skips off back into the forest

Hey! I'm not going to clean this up!

"A pineapple? Where in the world did a pineapple come from? Well, I'd better cut it up for whoever comes back for it. Let's see...first in half....then in twos...then in threes...then in fours....then finally chopped into cubes. Oh, they aren't the same size! And people call me a perfectionist."

"Let's play a game. I'll put this on your hand, and we'll see if it's still there when I pull this off."

"Another soul lost to these unforgiving woods... I wish I could have found them first, maybe I could have helped them survive..." plays a solemn song on her pipes

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"These are some interesting mushrooms ... I wonder how they look if I cut them in half ...

"I'm a brave and mighty warrior, nothing can hurt or scare me, because I'm a Odin daught... HOLY CRAP LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS CATERPILLAR, IT WILL KILL ME, HELP" ride the horse and goes away

picks totally dry not at all soaked critter up

How is it not a and how'd it even get here? I bet that Kraken has been giving swimming lessons to its food again, but how'd that even get close enough to fall under the influence of it's horrible hypnotic eye? Time to go visit the local seawitch for a consult.

look around ...nobody, good. start playing with the bubbles

"Some people really need to clean up after they eat, jesus... Let me get the broom, I don't dare look under the table until I sweep a bit..."

She rubs the dust between he fingers, using the feel of it to determine what could have been previously, before carefully sweeping it into a vial for future use.

Someone lost that plushie? starts asking Kicks plushie That's colorful hides it under coat Hope no one saw it >.> looks around

(That's most probably what I would do xD)

^That potion looks quite deadly hides under all the feathers Maybe I shall poison the princess with this?

Sigh You are a sad little blobby creature, I'll give you that! starts cloning process There, now you can share your... fashion tips with a fellow companion.

[item2=Obsessive Manual]

Ooh! I can finally learn to say "I'd like fries with that" everywhere I go! stops at page 4 Wait, I don't even support fast food chains. Alright back to painting.