I think at least there should be an item called "Shaved Ice", with a block of ice sitting on a chair with a bib and some shaving cream on it. That's just Monty Python-level classic. :)
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It's been ages since I've seen those movies and putting in three stooges props into Google isn't all that helpful. Can you give us more examples? Are we talking about arrows and golf clubs that fit over your head like they've gone through or been bent over your head?