My new pet Eudaimonicnacre is so very very shallow, I doubt she'd even notice or feed any minion if people didn't keep on reminding her that it's there. I'm looking for a minion that's completely forgettable and meaningless, that couldn't possibly draw attention away from her.

I'm coming up blank. Can you suggest a critter for me, please?

ooh nice. Thank you!

For a cheaper alternative, there's always :)

hmm, this way people who are watching her might realize that there's something actually there. Tempting.