We're waiting! Pugger

Thank you, anon! But I have some serious questions now. Who is Pugger? What are they waiting for? Have I been roped into a secret underground cult involving coffee and pugs? What is happening? D:

I got this a couple hours ago and I've been scratching my head over it ever since. Anyone else get a similar gift?

THAT'S ONE OF THE GREATEST ANON I'VE SEEN SO FAR OMFG PUUUUUGS