Am I the only one who hates how slowly BBB goes at first? It takes forever to get to a speed where it feels at all like a challenge. Some new modes, please?

Yes. I get annoyed when you start the game off in quasi-slow-mo and then you get to a speed it's impossible to bear. So I agree with new difficulties for BBB. :)

Love the idea of being able to skip the slow levels. I might play it more often if I could do that.

I would love this! I usually binge play it, so every time I start a new game after just finishing one, it goes at such a snails pace that I reconsider starting another game after it.

I think that there should not only be higher difficulties, but a drunk option that you could toggle on or off before you start playing. I don't know how many people like the drunk version of the game, but it couldn't hurt to keep that option available now that the brewery has stopped giving out free beer.