Driving on the freeway with my mother.

Then I see a somewhat beat up frozen foods truck with no logos.

Me: "What do you suppose is in there?"

Mom, enthusiastically: "ICE-CREEEEAM!!!!"

Me: "Oh... I was thinking dead bodies." (All the while I pictured frozen dead bodies hanging upside down in the truck with a few body bags piled in the corner, morbid, I know.)

Mom, in thought: "Hm... You know what, you might be right, the truck is kind of scrufty." (Yes, she said scrufty.)

We laughed.

CSC. <3 (Do you have a sick sense of humor? Morbid but funny stories/conversations?)

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I work for the council and I had to send a letter to someone C/O at local cemetery. All I could think was "Are we employing Zombies now and how does that affect their pension rights?"

Yeah. Every time I see any type of bag or carpet or anything like that on the side of the road, my first thought is "There's a dead body in there."

Since I work as nurse.. yup. There are lots of situations you need a good sense of.. well, maybe not sick sense of humor but gallows humor.

Hah. That's kind of fantastic. :P

Yeah, I think that too. Especially if it's a large bag. I can't help but have that thought cross my mind.

This would come across the mind of anyone who has watched the first season of Dexter. The ICE TRUCK KILLA.

I don't get this when i see things on the side of the road, but when I used to work at a department store. I was a sales associate in the women's department, and there was tile in a lot of the store, and whenever little kids would run around, I would automatically get the image of their head being stepped on where the tile was. God, I hated it, I'm really not that morbid of a person, but that is just one really weird quirk (not sure if "quirk" is the right word for it) I have.

Though there was this one time where my mother was picking me up from Sunday school, and as we were getting out of the parking lot she told me to go throw something away in the dumpster nearby. When I approached the dumpster, I saw what appeared to be a body wrapped in a cloth. It wasn't moving or anything, so I actually did think it was a dead body and ran away. D: When I came back with my mom, though, she called the police, and we discovered it was just a homeless person that was sleeping.

Not really funny, just somewhat morbid, but I suppose it has relevance? ^_^;

I love dead baby jokes, I need them in my life. I also once had a picnic in a cemetery, don't all teenagers? My sense of humor is pretty sick though, compared to most of my friends. They cringe, I laugh. Bwa ha ha~

I have...a dirty sense of humor. As do most of my friends. It seems like sometimes no matter what we talk about, it turns dirty. We even make fun of certain Disney songs because they're so dirty, like Aladdin's Whole New World. XD

Yeeeeeah. Aladin' Whole New World. ;) ;) ;)

I have never had a picnic in a cemetery, but I have done a photo shoot.

Honestly, that is kind of funny. :D

My mother is obsessed. She could talk for hours about how he's bad, but good, and sane, but sick... YEAH. (Dexter)