"You rip open the giftbox to find ...
sigh 'Tis Loki Odinson here. As you can see, I'm horribly upset and I'm quite confused. My brother doesn't want nor trust me but he just gave me a hug, and said he's sorry but still hasn't forgiven me for anything. I don't know what to do.... I am worshiped by Nordic people as a god! I don't deserve this sadness. Mother is the only one to believe in me. Thor and Father are cruel. I'm trying to compensate for what's happened with nice gifts across subeta. Let me know via the gift bragging forums if you enjoy my gift and message. If you please. I'm not asking you to advertise me. -Loki Odinson (I signed some of these as Laufeyson, but I want to be a proud son of the Allfather again. The beloved family hasn't disowned me yet!)"
Just stay away from glowing sticks and big green guys :)
Congrats on the gift!
Pinging you cause this should be in GB
Dexter by ❤
Thanks !
Just moved this over to gift bragging for you. Congrats!