ATTENTION SUBETA: I am looking for the BEST JOKES
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Hellooooooo Subeta!
My name is Giggles, and I own and MC The Frisky Feli, a crazy new comedy club!
To add to my repertoire, I need jokes. And to have jokes, I gotta have comedians.
Do you think you're funny? Is your pet a real jokester? Then give me your funniest!
If I like your joke enough, it will be featured in my show and you or your pet will get linked to it as credit! After all, I'm just the host!
So go ahead - make me laugh! ;D
"Whaddya call cheese that ain't yours?
Nacho cheese!" rimshot
Sorry I did laugh xD
Cherlne asks:
Why are killer whales such children? Because they need to play with their food!
Good to hear it. (It's better if you say it out loud. NOT (CH) 'YO CHEESE)
Oh, and,
"A man walked into a bar, and said 'ouch!'"
Amei says:
A bowl of soup & some Fries walk into a bar and order a drink, bartender looks at them and says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
Giggles: Oh you all are just KILLING me! Seriously. I'd laugh my socks off if I was wearing any. Keep those jokes coming, folks! 83
Giggles: Oh, definitely, definitely! I'd love to have my ritzy little comedy club housed in your resort. Would be great for business, you know. ;D
You might have to actually say it to get the whole effect... It just isn't as funny when you read it.
What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine!
lols.
I just wanted to say that. I don't think any of my pets would be good friends though.
c: This is an original one my father and I came up with when I was little.
What do you get when you mix a hairball with a cactus? A HACKtus.
cx ... ya. Cause you know.. hairballs make you hack.. and stuff. shuffles away
Ouija says:
"What do you call a cremated dog?" ... "Barkdust"
"Two Guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would have seen it or something"
"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?" ... "To get to the bottom."
Le Vaniteux says:
