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Excuse me, I'm pondering what to say here... what is that vile phrase used on Earth? Er... "ride them, cowboy"? Sorry, I'm Loki as I'm sure you know. I'm upset right now, my brother that I love so much is so cruel to me and it hurts so bad what he says about me, so this message will be brief. Take my gift please, it's something called a cowboy shirt, it's a little ugly, but it's all I could afford for you. gets on one knee No, I'm not proposing to you!! We've just met! I just think it's polite and I'm only saying, please take my humble gift. -Loki Odinson of Asgard. (I was signing these all as Loki Laufeyson, but I've decided I am Thor's little brother and the Allfather's son, even if they won't accept me for now)

Cowboys Plain Shirt from Anonymous!

Aww thanks Loki! The shirt's not ugly, I love it :D