So I'm sitting here at my desk, messing about on Subeta because there's abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do. As I sit here, I'm listening to the police scanner that's always going in the newsroom (local newspaper). And what do I hear tonight? A guy I know getting pulled over. I totally ROFLMAO'd. The guy in question is quite a bit older then I am and the president of a board I'm on for the choir I'm in. I like him alright, but honestly, he's the guy in charge so it's pretty damn funny to hear him get in trouble. XD I really want to ask him the next time I see him, "Hey, meet any nice police officers lately?" But I won't. He'd probably kill me. XD

So, anything funny ever happen to you at your job? I'm bored and want to hear the funnies.

There's been a couple of funny goings-on at my office, but people probably won't find them as funny as we do! For one, we're always joking about pretty much everything. The men here are actually a lot bitchier than the women, too, so it can be really funny listening to them gossip. This morning I told everyone I have to go to court to give testimony against someone blah blah blah and the Director said "aww, well we can't associate with criminals. I don't think we'd be able to talk to you!" in a joke-y manner. All the guys were like "really?" and the older guy in the room started walking towards the door and said "Oh sh*t, I knew I forgot to tell you something..." and slammed the door. It was pretty funny.

Basically in our business (M&E consultancy), if you don't laugh, you'll probably cry.

It must be so great being able to listen to the police scanner! I'd love a job where I could do something like that. I'm so nosey that it would be right up my street. My current job is perfect, too, because I get to see inside all these beautiful buildings that only the rich and famous can see inside... Pretty exciting stuff!

Getting a cell phone number from a bald stoned guy. I was all: ah ah ah omfg hold on I need to pee

I was working for a cellphone company and he went like: Hi gurl,keep the number and call me pretty baby ;) Me?: Hai hai suuure.Would you like your receipt mister?/Trying not to laugh

Back when I worked in a Piercing/Tattoo/Smoke shop, every day was pretty fun. It was just me and one other guy, excluding my boss, that worked in the shop so it was a bit wild when the boss left. Donny, the guy I worked with, was a tattoo artist. I remember coming into work one day to find him fiddling with his gun/machine and left him to it while I went to wipe down counters and stuff. And while I was doing that, I don't think he realized I had come in yet. And there I was, wiping down counters, while he would mumble to himself and sputter curse words every time he accidentally poked himself with a needle. I had a good laugh until he learned I was listening. ;)

And another time, this woman had come into the shop looking like a literal "corner girl" and claimed she was a psychologist, and sounded a bit... promiscuous. She asked Donny to call her any time he "needed help". As rude as it sounds, we couldn't help but bust out laughing as soon as she left.